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My Neighbor’s Creative Mailbox Has More Holiday Outfits Than I Do

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I once spent a whole weekend painting my parents’ mailbox to look like a ladybug, and the neighbors still bring up the beetle incident. So I have deep respect for anyone who goes all in on a creative mailbox, especially this time of year, when some of them change outfits for every holiday like they are on a press tour. My mail carrier has seen things. These yards make my ladybug look shy.

Creative mailbox built from an orange V8 engine with exhaust headers on a rural roadside.
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Black mailbox turned into a donkey with a painted head, saddlebags, and a rope tail.

Express delivery was not an option.

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Concrete sculpture with bright red lips holding the mail, topped with grassy planter fingers.
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Creative mailbox dressed as a bedsheet ghost beside fake tombstones and a crow for Halloween.
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Mailbox hand-painted with The Scream by Edvard Munch, standing in a snowy yard.

Me opening the electric bill in January.

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Carved tiki totem creative mailbox holding a small black mailbox in its mouth.
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Giant green praying mantis sculpture gripping a silver rural mailbox beside a gravel road.

The mail carrier gets hazard pay for this route.

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Manatee statue creative mailbox shown plain, then dressed in a pilgrim costume for Thanksgiving.
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Robot mailbox shaped like Bender from Futurama on a pole beside a gravel driveway.

Automated, but make it sarcastic.

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Coiled stone snake sculpture with a green mailbox clamped in its open jaws.
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Yellow dinosaur creative mailbox wearing a Santa hat and red stocking outfit for Christmas.

Booked for every holiday through New Year's.

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Twisted black metal tree sculpture holding a mailbox numbered 23 on a lawn.
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Mailbox shaped like an antique bellows camera on a post for a photography business.

Say cheese, it's a water bill.

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Hippo statue creative mailbox in a pink dress, bunny ears, and pearls for Easter.
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Five giant fingers with red painted nails and knuckle wrinkles holding a small mailbox.

One manicure appointment, zero chill.

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Shiny welded metal Minion sculpture waving, built from scrap parts in a workshop.
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Pixelated photo of a turkey-shaped creative mailbox with dark feathers and a red wattle.

Pixelated, like a turkey in witness protection.

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Manatee mailbox statue wearing red lipstick, a checkered skirt, and a fruit hat.
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Old gray industrial milling machine converted into a mailbox for a fabrication company.
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Wooden creative mailbox shaped like a white cartoon animal lifting the box overhead, numbered 2016.
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Bright green frog statue on a stump holding mail in its mouth like a snack.

Eating the coupons so you don't have to.

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Metal dinosaur skeleton sculpture carrying a mailbox in its jaws across a front yard.
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Huge maroon octopus creative mailbox on a rock, gripping two black mailboxes in its tentacles.
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Starship Enterprise mailbox model labeled NCC-USPS and number 204 beside a suburban street.

Boldly going where no catalog has gone before.

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Mailbox post shaped like a waiter's arm holding a giant hamburger on a tray.
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Goofy yellow giraffe creative mailbox with googly eyes and a mail tongue sticking out.
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Large gray concrete hand sculpture gripping a mailbox marked 701 Airport in a dirt lot.

Gotta hand it to them.

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The holiday crowd is my favorite, because they treat a mailbox like a Barbie with a mortgage. A manatee in a pilgrim hat? A dinosaur in a Santa suit? That is not decor, that is a seasonal wardrobe, and it is more organized than my closet. These people should be teaching curb appeal ideas to the rest of us, who hang one sad wreath and call it festive.

Then you have the welders, who saw a basic mailbox and took it personally. An engine block, a giant mantis, an octopus holding two boxes like a waiter on a double shift. Yard art like this makes me worry about the mail carrier, who did not sign up to reach into a snake’s mouth for a gas bill. My second thought is how fast I can get one. Mailbox ideas this good turn a chore into the best stop on the street.

I think we love these because a mailbox is the one piece of your house everybody has to walk up to. It is a handshake with the street. Most of us offer a limp one. These folks offer a hug, a pun, and a full costume change, and I would bet their neighbors wave a little longer on the way past.

Somewhere a mail carrier is drafting a strongly worded postcard.

Still wandering the neighborhood? My Neighbors Think These 23 Funny Garden Gnomes Are a Cry for Help covers the lawn ornament crowd, and 30 Tom Bob Street Art Finds That Made Me Look at Every Pipe Differently does the same for city sidewalks. Bring a camera. The neighbors expect it now.

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