I have ADHD, a phone I can’t find, and zero business reading clever memes, but I keep doing it, because I enjoy being humbled by a stranger with a roll of tape.

See, that person had one piece of chalk and beat my whole education. I once called a locksmith for a door that said pull, so let’s keep going.

That dentist has never once let a joke go.
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You have to admire a walk-in that commits.
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Somewhere a splatter guard is crying.
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She's crying on the inside, which is the only place she's allowed to.
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He's been waiting for this slide since grad school.
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Home Depot hates this one trick.
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Nobody knows how bad it is, but it's been treated.
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I know which door I'd use, and I'd still be talking.
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Insurance adjusters hate to see a car having fun.
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He's technically supervising.
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That's a dad who went to the store and came back with a solution.
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Whoever sold this man that badge deserves a commission.
SaveThe people I actually want to marry are the ones with a dumb problem and no patience. Somebody’s knees hurt, so they taped flip-flops to them. Somebody’s onions made them cry, so they wrapped their whole face in plastic and kept working. Those are the only funny life hacks I believe in, because nobody in those pictures thought it was funny. I would’ve bought the $90 kneepads, lost them in my car, and cried about the onions anyway.
Then there are the smug ones, and I love them more than most of my exes. Somebody looked at a poster of a famous actor, looked at a walk-in freezer, and understood their purpose on this earth. Visual puns like that take commitment, and I can’t commit to a dentist, even after one trimmed his hedges into teeth to get my attention.
I think we share funny pictures like these because they prove the world is still being held together by someone who refused to read the instructions. There’s no budget and no meeting, just a person, a problem, and a roll of tape. That’s my entire personality on a good day. On a bad day I’m the garage door, and someone put a Band-Aid on me.
The tape held. The boss noticed. Nobody got a raise.
Go read 37 Funny Visual Puns and Wordplay Memes So Clever They Should Come With a Warning Label next, then Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions: Clever Solutions Currently in Use Around the World. You’ll feel smarter for about an hour, and that’s more than I can say for college.

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