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The Morning Commute: 25 Morning Memes and a Coat I’ll Forget by Noon

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Early November is the only time of year I get dressed for two different days at once. It is frost on the windshield at seven and short sleeves by lunch, and I lose at least one jacket to that gap every single year. A fresh pile of morning memes lands here every morning, picking up right where the last batch left off. Start the car, let it warm up, and scroll.

Red M&M character on a candy bag with only its mouth cut open so blue candies peek out.

Craftsmanship I did not know I needed.

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Tweet joking that if asbestos is pretty bad, asworstos would be even worse for a person.
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Wojak cartoon lifting dumbbells at the gym, captioned about the work behind a mid physique and clean house.
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A morning memes classic: a tweet about leaving jackets at work until nine coats pile up.

This is the gap I was talking about.

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Monster Energy can and saucer printed in blue and white fine china pattern inside a china cabinet.

Only for company.

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Tweet refusing to manually change the oven clock and calling it the kitchen time zone now.

Mine has been wrong since 2019.

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Tweet showing an AirPods case engraved with a misspelled Imagine All the People, ordered while drunk.
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Tweet over a Star Wars still of Obi-Wan and Padme joking about raising the twins very differently.
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Bracelet strung with tiny realistic apples on a wrist, with a tweet joking it ends in the hospital.
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Tweet joking that the bank app asks if you are enjoying it right after rent goes out.

The timing feels personal.

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Laszlo from What We Do in the Shadows giving dating advice about women of the bogs.
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Tweet about putting a mug marked not dishwasher safe in the dishwasher anyway, with encouragement.

Every mug I own is a survivor.

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Roadside barbershop sign with an unfortunate English name above a grid of men's haircut styles.
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Quote tweet joking about why some parents pick very serious names, with a reply about missing the memo.
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Nintendo 64 Memory Expansion Pak photo with a forum post joking about protecting it from RAM collectors.
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Tweet joking about using 64GB of RAM to stare at a Steam library before opening War Thunder.

I have done this with nine games installed.

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Tweet about disposable tongue protectors made for bitter medicine, with a reply asking their purpose now.
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Parking lot sign pointing one way to McDonald's and the other way to an official ballot drop box.
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Man in a snug blue uniform shirt as commenters joke about the fit.
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Tweet about a mum trying UberEats for the first time and asking if it is same day delivery.
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Tumblr post reacting with shock to a TikTok sleepy girl mocktail made with Sprite and red syrup.
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Tweet asking for more retro cyberpunk cars, showing a matte green vintage Toyota with rainbow stripes.
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Tweet defending a husband's pile of upstairs mugs as part of a delicately balanced dishes ecosystem.
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Dad picks any movie with a gun on the cover, shown as Don Draper watching.
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Sparks flying as a boyfriend takes power tools to a gingerbread house while his girlfriend holds the icing.

He is not wrong about load-bearing walls.

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Fresh morning memes for a cold start

If you left the house in a coat and came home carrying it like a sleeping toddler, you are among friends. The Nightcap brings a new round tonight, and more daily memes land here tomorrow morning. Until then, dig into a whole Saturday meme dump or a stack of coffee memes for the second cup. And if a friend needs these more than you do, send them over with the buttons below.

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Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.

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