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The Nightcap: 25 Random Funny Memes and the First Christmas Song Ambush

Roy R. Nov 05, 2026 09:00 PM EST

Your first Christmas song of the year always ambushes you in early November, usually in a pharmacy while you hold cold medicine. The internet pictures it as Mariah Carey being chipped out of a block of ice, and I hummed along before I caught myself. These random funny memes land every night, and Tuesday’s batch is still around if you need a warmup. Thaw out with these first.

Orange cat sitting under a Lion zoo sign, kicking off tonight's random funny memes — Budget cuts hit the zoo hard.
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Tweet explaining that loving a book and calling it good are very different things — Save

Car parked on a sidewalk with its hood up to fake a breakdown and park — Hazard lights: the universal parking permit.
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Two-panel comic where a couple announcing they are trying for a baby is very literal — Save

Cat zooming through hyperspace streaks, captioned as rushing home to do absolutely nothing — Fastest I have moved all week.
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Robert Pattinson in a kitchen meme about the person ahead of you at the bar — Every single time. Every one.
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Tweet begging the kid who took the whole Halloween candy bowl to return the bowl — Save

Vintage art meme of a man whose mirror reflection wears a hot dog costume — Aim high, king.
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Beer bottle label reading brewed with orange peel, partly hidden so it reads differently — Save

Woman peeking from behind a brick pillar in a meme about saying what needs saying — Save

Tweet comparing tucking a belly into pants to concealing a handgun in the waistband — Save

Fake Nintendo 64 game cartridge called Juggal07 with a James Bond figure in clown makeup — Save

Crude tweet joking about feeling like a glove during an intimate moment — Save

Meme asking what if we used 100 percent of the brain, ending with blocky people — Save

Tweet joking about a news post on Stevie Wonder suing to evict an ex — Save

Guy at a 1997 desktop computer with Surge soda and chips, labeled no life — Peak civilization, honestly.
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Grover at a muppet doctor's checkup with a crude caption about the exam — Save

Post praising Ivan Ooze from the Power Rangers movie as a hall of fame villain — Save

Bryan Johnson in a nightcap and red glasses holding a candle, captioned you up — Save

Tweet saying a dad tinted his car windows to hide his kid's teeth gaps — Save

Person in a gray hoodie and creepy realistic face mask posing as a low-effort costume — Low effort, maximum fear.
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Knockoff cartoon mascots looking shocked at a dinner table joke about mom and the mailman — Save

Cartoon girl with a pistol beside a stack of Dungeon Crawler Carl books — Save

Mariah Carey in a silver coat emerging from a frozen cabinet, captioned defrosting after Halloween — Right on schedule.
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Dad and kid text exchange about looks and DNA, closing out tonight's random funny memes — Emotional damage, delivered by text.
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Random funny memes for a Thursday night

If the dad at the end sounds familiar, mine would have sent the same text, and I would have deserved it. The Morning Commute rolls in tomorrow before work, and the next Nightcap shows up tomorrow night like it never left. Anyone already losing to the holiday aisle can find backup in our Christmas aisle meme dump, and our cringe memes have plenty of funny pictures for when you need to feel better about yourself. Pass this along to whoever started their holiday playlist early.

Vintage illustration of a man facing a mirror that shows him in a hot dog costume, from tonight's random funny memes.

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Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.