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The Nightcap: 25 of the Funniest Memes and a Beard That Is Mostly a Rumor

Roy R. Nov 04, 2026 09:00 PM EST

Every November a lot of guys quit shaving with big plans, and four days in, most of us look like we lost a fight with a dusty paintbrush. Mine is only coming in on the left side. This is the Nightcap, a new pile of the funniest memes every night, and an earlier Nightcap is still up if you missed one. Get comfortable, and start with a button that lies to you.

Man pinching his forehead because open in app just leads to the App Store. — Every single time, and I still fall for it.
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Tweet about claiming no Halloween plans right before a gorilla costume arrived in clear packaging. — Transparent packaging, transparent lie.
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Mustached dad driving his daughter's car, complete with Hello Kitty steering wheel and seatbelt covers. — The mustache is doing its best.
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Tweet sarcastically asking recipe websites to add more ads because the page is still readable. — Twelve pop-ups and a life story before the lasagna.
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Baby lying beside a boxed LeapFrog learning hamburger toy, tweet joking about American education. — The baby looks unconvinced.
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Bold text on a rainbow gradient wishing for a brain that stops whispering bad things. — Save

Ned Stark captioned about killing a spider, one of tonight's funniest memes. — I live with the spider now. We have an arrangement.
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Tweet about a business major asking a stranger to wash their hair for rejection therapy. — Save

Worn furry Chuck E. Cheese costume foot listed for sale on a carpet floor. — $150 and it still smells like birthday parties.
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Close-up face beside a block of text begging users to stay outraged and keep scrolling. — Save

Magneto flying over a ballpark, with a reply saying he simply wears metal underwear. — Save

Tweet about learning why horses used in movies are usually mares, explained very bluntly. — Save

Comments on a selfie asking if he is gathering nuts for winter or venomous. — Save

Drafted post about brushing teeth in the shower that takes a very unexpected final turn. — Save

Selfie of a stylish couple with a comment saying they look like a Nike ad. — Save

Tweet about thanking the bus driver while skipping the fare, with a crude reply. — Save

Tweets hoping a movie has nothing goofy, followed by the A Goofy Movie title card. — Save

Tweet asking whether parents ever found out that Omegle happened to their kids' generation. — Save

Shirtless guy with very long arms asking about boxing, with a reply suggesting Appalachia instead. — Save

Tweet calling this the ChatGPT, Ozempic, online gambling era of being stupid, hungry, and poor. — Save

Nathan Fielder standing stiffly in a brown sweater at a Variety event, tweeted as stunning. — Stunning. No notes.
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Tweet predicting 2027: AI bubble popped, $500 burgers, and the sun renamed America. — Save

Tweet joking that parents only know facts about you from when you were eight. — Save

Sarah Connor smoking in a hospital ward, captioned about trying to destroy AI data centers. — Save

Ice cream sign promising anything is possible, above a machine marked no ice cream. — Me, every time I believe a sign.
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The funniest memes for a patchy November night

I have checked the mirror four times tonight and the beard has not moved, which feels personal. If you need more funny memes before bed, our relatable memes and the old neckbeard memes collection will keep you up longer than you planned. A new batch lands here tomorrow night, and the Morning Commute has you covered before then. Share it with the friend whose November beard is going about as well as mine.

Bearded Ned Stark from Game of Thrones looking grim, from one of tonight's funniest memes about killing a spider.

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Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.