The Nightcap: 25 Memes of the Day for Anyone Dressed as a Bedsheet

Roy R Oct 25, 2026 11:15 PM EDT | Updated 39 minutes ago

Startled squirrel standing on a rumpled blue comforter in a bedroom, a surprise wake-up from tonight's memes of the day.

Every adult swears this is the year they plan a real costume, and then it is the Saturday before Halloween and they are cutting eye holes in a bedsheet. If that is you tonight, I respect it, because I once went to a party as a guy who forgot and stood by the chips all night. These memes of the day are the nightly batch, here after the party or instead of it. An earlier Nightcap is up too, but start here.

Black cat peeks out of a tall litter box by a window, memes of the day.

Five-star facilities.

Tweet showing a pregnancy app still counting at day 905, or 129 weeks pregnant.

Longest third trimester on record.

Hand holding an odd vintage wristwatch whose face pops up on a coiled spring.

Tweet about a dad who spams flower emojis, where one of the flowers is lettuce.

Lettuce is a flower if Dad says so.

SpongeBob in a bakery, captioned as choosing a blueberry muffin over chocolate to be healthy.

Map of Canadian city latitudes laid over Europe, with a comment comparing it to Santa's missiles.

Handwritten bookstore sign pointing to fancy books one way and neither hoit nor toit the other.

My whole shelf is neither.

Two-panel Giancarlo Esposito meme about airlines demanding early arrival, then delaying flights six hours.

Reddit post joking about a zero milligram trip report where the poster saw an actual spider.

Flex Tape meme about Hollywood brushing off criticism of a poorly written female character.

Reddit post asking an awkward question about lizards, answered with a weary not this guy again.

Texts and photo of a chocolate cake reading Alan, Birthday, yes in mismatched icing.

Alan deserved exactly this.

Comment screenshot of a strange childhood daydream during the national anthem, with a shocked reply.

Basketball dunk photo where the player's shorts slip down mid-jump in a studio gym.

Bumper sign on a Prius with a child's photo warning tailgaters in dramatic capital letters.

Tweet with a sketch of three adults silently watching a bald baby drink from a huge 7-Eleven cup.

The baby is clearly in charge.

Doodle of a blushing person in bed beside a giant mango after eating a really good mango.

Sketch of a woman on the Delhi metro balancing her charging phone on top of her head.

Tweet joking about mixing Shoe Goo and Goo Gone together to make a shoe.

Tumblr post about an extremely loud stranger, illustrated with giant WordArt demanding golf books.

Indoor voice sold separately.

Squirrel standing on a rumpled blue comforter in a bedroom, captioned as a panicked wake-up.

New roommate, no lease.

Apartment maintenance portal where every problem option is Other except one that says Spiders.

Plate of iced cinnamon rolls served beside bean chili, posted with a resigned reply.

Grandpa who collects used traffic cones texts photos of his latest haul in these memes of the day.

Cone season never ends.

Soda can by a river in a group chat, where a past driver asks out.

Five stars, please let him go.

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The best memes of the day, delivered after dark

If tonight’s costume is a bedsheet with holes in it, take comfort in a grandpa with a traffic cone collection, because a weird hobby beats no hobby every time. The Morning Commute brings fresh funny memes at breakfast, and the Nightcap is back tomorrow night. Until then, our Halloween memes and funny texts from parents will keep you up past bedtime. Pass this along to the friend who is definitely still at the party and definitely checking their phone.