Somewhere a kid picked a Halloween costume in September and has worn it to the grocery store, the dentist, and bed ever since. I respect it, mostly because I have been wearing the same hoodie since March. October makes everyone a little unhinged, which is great for morning memes, and a fresh pile lands here every morning, with last Friday’s batch still up if you fell behind. The first one comes with an uninvited roommate.

Five stars for wildlife, one star for privacy.


Dad volunteered.


Goal five is just how my family does reunions.



Started trick-or-treating October first and has not stopped.









I will never unsee the back teeth.



Please do not give them ideas.

Mine left at 23 and took the car.


Coffee, parking, and one bad decision.


Found it three years later in Downloads.
Morning memes for the walk from the car to your desk
If the guy who bolted his grill outside a second floor window is reading this, I have questions, and also I would like a burger. The Nightcap brings a new round of funny pictures tonight, and more morning memes land here tomorrow before your first meeting. For extra October chaos, dig into our 90s Halloween memes or the subway weirdos who dress up all year. If one of these made you snort on the train, send it to whoever heard you.





