Today is one of those Mondays where the mail takes a day off, the bank is closed, and half your coworkers have an out-of-office reply you did not see coming. The rest of us are at work, eating lunch at our desks out of pure spite. A fresh meme dump goes up here every day at noon, and yesterday’s batch is still around too. Consider this your consolation prize.

Every merge on the highway, explained.


Revenge is a dish served cold, literally.


Privacy sold separately.



Found my swing once. Never again.



Brand loyalty, but make it bullying.




Cultural immunity, apparently.



Business trip, permanent assignment.



Job security for the IT department.



I did the math. Rude.
The golfer one is my entire career: I figured out a shortcut at work once and have spent six years trying to remember what it was. The funny pictures of a dog balancing on a toilet paper roll and a hotel shower with zero walls are exactly the kind of chaos a weird, half-empty Monday at the office deserves. I also once took the plate out of a microwave out of pettiness, and I still think about whether it was worth it. It was, and I would happily do it again tomorrow morning.
Tuesday’s round of hilarious memes lands tomorrow at noon, holiday or not, because somebody has to keep the lights on around here. If you need more funny memes right now, yesterday’s classic memes are a nice way to remember simpler times, and last Thursday’s batch still holds up for anyone who missed it. If someone at your office is off today, send them this so they know we are fine in here. We are not fine, the coffee is gone, and the share buttons below are the only thing still working properly.





