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The Morning Commute: 25 Memes for Anyone Who Can’t Pull Off a Comeback

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Coming back after a long break is usually humiliating. Madonna walked back into the VMAs Sunday night for the first time since 2003 and left as Artist of the Year, while I skipped one week of stretching and now put on socks sitting down. These memes land fresh every morning before work, and yesterday’s batch is still up if you slept on it. Here’s the pile, no comeback required.

Cheerful Mario wishing a nice day beside a shadowy Mario saying enjoy the next 24 hours

Tuesday, in two panels.

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Chinese takeout containers delivered inside a recycled Fancy Feast cat food shipping box
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Tweet claiming video game graphics are better the wetter all the surfaces look

Every trailer since 2013, confirmed.

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Photoshopped memes mashup putting Vin Diesel's face on an early 2000s pop punk photo shoot, labeled Lavigne Diesel
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Message request offering to track someone's gym progress pictures while promising not to look
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Wrestler The Undertaker grinning widely, captioned as someone high hearing the word McDonald's

I have made this exact face at a drive thru speaker.

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Windows save error asking to save in the stinky folder, with a tired reply agreeing to it
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Spock performing Vulcan mind melds on several people, captioned me in the produce section

Avocados fear him.

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Tweet giving up on joke writing entirely, quoting SNL host and musical guest announcement for October 31
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Cloudy, violently shaken lava lamp posted with a plea for help reviving it after an argument

Revenge served murky.

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Short tweet with a river pun punchline about taking someone to a creek
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Willem Dafoe folded into an impossible leg pose, representing a badly behaved dog in these memes
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Deadpan tweet from an older man's account about finishing every season of an adult website
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Aerial city photo where camouflaged fighter jets blend almost perfectly into the rooftops below

Took me a solid minute. I'd be terrible in a war.

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Highway billboard for a mayoral candidate with a suggestive slogan, photographed from a passing car
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Crude tweet about ownership answered by a reply calling it more of a rental
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Madison Beer photo set on a timeline, with a reply sighing about attractive people
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Hand holding a Nescafe mug of milky coffee in front of a flooded yard, captioned unlimited coffee
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Lamine Yamal sitting for a TV interview about Messi and Maradona, with a joking reply
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Late night text thread where a friend's party invitation takes an unexpected turn
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Walmart worker in a blue vest and matching blue mask posing among clutter in these memes
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Wartime painting of a thousand yard stare soldier reacting to a tiny deposit mortgage announcement
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Tweet comparing driving barefoot to the hair bonding scenes with creatures in Avatar
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Morticia Addams lounging with red nails, captioned swapping black summer clothes for black winter clothes

Seasonal rotation complete.

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Two hot dog buns each stuffed with three franks and ketchup, called the triple dog dare

Two buns. Six dogs. No regrets.

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Fresh memes for the ride in

If the triple dog made you hungry, that is between you and your doctor. The next batch of viral memes shows up tomorrow morning, and the Nightcap covers the evening shift if you need something to scroll after dinner. Until then, our fall memes are sitting right there, and so are the savage comebacks for anyone who needs ammunition before a meeting. If one of these got a laugh out of you, send it to the friend who needs it most and tell them where you found it.

Who needs to see this?

Send it to the friend who’ll laugh the hardest, or post it for everyone.

Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.

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