Coming back after a long break is usually humiliating. Madonna walked back into the VMAs Sunday night for the first time since 2003 and left as Artist of the Year, while I skipped one week of stretching and now put on socks sitting down. These memes land fresh every morning before work, and yesterday’s batch is still up if you slept on it. Here’s the pile, no comeback required.

Tuesday, in two panels.


Every trailer since 2013, confirmed.



I have made this exact face at a drive thru speaker.


Avocados fear him.


Revenge served murky.




Took me a solid minute. I'd be terrible in a war.










Seasonal rotation complete.

Two buns. Six dogs. No regrets.
Fresh memes for the ride in
If the triple dog made you hungry, that is between you and your doctor. The next batch of viral memes shows up tomorrow morning, and the Nightcap covers the evening shift if you need something to scroll after dinner. Until then, our fall memes are sitting right there, and so are the savage comebacks for anyone who needs ammunition before a meeting. If one of these got a laugh out of you, send it to the friend who needs it most and tell them where you found it.





