Every fall, adults start driving home with a skeleton taller than their house hanging out of the trunk. Home Depot brought back its giant Skelly, and this year there is an app that lets you talk through him, which is a lot of power to hand my neighbor. I have wanted one for three years and own zero. A fresh daily meme dump lands every morning, Friday’s batch is still up, and today’s starts now.

The Chihuahua's face says he signed nothing.





Give that kid the extension and a minor.


Brian knows what he did.


Better than the Taz on my ankle.



Twenty is a slow day.




Love language: saline.

I have done stranger things on a Sunday.




Customer service voice, loading.


Technically, he hunted for his food.

Four calls is due diligence.
A fresh daily meme dump for your Monday morning
If the skeleton guy in there is you, no judgment, I would have bought it after the fourth unanswered call too. The Nightcap brings more memes of the day tonight, and a new Morning Commute shows up tomorrow before your alarm gets a second chance. For more skeleton energy, dig into last year’s Halloween memes or these overachieving Halloween houses. If this made your commute a little shorter, hit share and send it to the coworker who also pretends to be fine.





