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30 Funny Food Puns You’ll Be Ashamed That You Laughed At

Roy R. Mar 22, 2023 05:00 AM EDT

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What's a forklift? Food, usually. — Save

What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A FIZZician. — Save

My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list Now I can't read anything. — Save

If there's anything I love more than a family costume, it's a solid dad joke. — Save

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it's more of a wrap. — Save

turned down a job where I would be paid in vegetables. The celery was unacceptable. — Save

The Earth is made up of 70% water and it's uncarbonated.. So it's technically flat. — Save

What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso. — Save

Do you know why the clam murdered the oyster? Shellfish reasons. — Save

William Pear William Shakespear — Save

IF A COW DOESN'T PRODUCE MILK IS IT A MILK DUD OR AN UDDER FAILURE? — Save

I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it... Just in case there's a salad dressing. — Save

Baking Soda pop cans in oven — Save

Uncle Ben made out of rice boxes — Save

My son told me, "Dad, I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes, and now it burns." I said, "That's Heinz sight for you." — Save

Ive been told my dad jokes are corn emoticons in the shape of an E — Save

Das a foot PORIFIES TATER SENESPE DASANI — Save

What's the different between Black Eyed Peas and Chick Peas? Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song. Chick Peas can hummus one. — Save

Tequila may not fix your life. But it's worth a shot. — Save

What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi. — Save

I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness. — Save

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll. — Save

How does an Englishman invite a dinosaur for lunch? Tea, Rex? — Save

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I'll tell you something about German sausages... They are the wurst. — Save

Why did the mushroom go to the party? 'Cos he's a fungi! Why didn't he get in? There wasn't mushroom! — Save

Best not tell this guy any secrets spilled beans — Save

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks: "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He said: "They had avocados." — Save

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie. — Save

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?" "Pop," goes the weasel. — Save

Girlfriend: I'll have the Chef's salad. Me: [whispering] Babe that's so rude, just order your own. — Save

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Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.

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