My phone rang on a Sunday and I stared at it like it had pulled a knife on me. Nobody calls anymore unless something is on fire or a stranger wants to talk about my car’s extended warranty. If you’re new, this meme dump shows up every day at noon, weekends included, and Saturday’s batch is a scroll away. Let it go to voicemail and enjoy these funny memes instead.

Proportional response, as always.


Unknown number. Absolutely not.



Back by popular demand. Nobody's demand.


Gouda or trick.



Me, reading this from bed at noon.


Mine has a talking dog. I'll die on that hill.



Dave would be fine with both.




Two irrational beliefs enter. One leaves.



The bug just wants to answer some emails.


That’s the batch, and the frog with the match is exactly how I handle a slight inconvenience, minus the match, plus one long and strongly worded sigh. The husky asking for a lawyer is also me at any appointment where somebody hands me a clipboard and asks about my family history, which I have never once known. Hilarious memes are the only thing I respond to immediately on a Sunday. Everything else, including my own mother, goes to voicemail first and gets a text back around Tuesday.
Another round of funny pictures shows up tomorrow at noon, which gives your Monday at least one thing to look forward to besides the coffee machine and the drive home. If you need more right now, Saturday afternoon’s classic memes are waiting, and the Friday meme dump is still the best excuse ever written for ignoring your inbox. And if this made you laugh even once, use the share buttons below to send it to the friend who also never picks up. They’ll see it eventually, probably around Tuesday.





