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I Told Everyone My Weekend Was Busy, and This Monday Meme Dump Is Why

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Every Monday someone at work asks how my weekend was, and I have to turn two days of lying on the couch into something that sounds like a life. This time I said “pretty busy,” which is technically true if you count Sunday’s meme dump. That is the deal here: a fresh batch every day at lunch, the closest thing this week has to a vacation. Clock out for a minute.

Huge shop dog lounging on a waiting room couch at an auto repair shop
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Meme dump find: a taped mystery case from a yard sale containing a refund note

Best $25 anyone ever got back.

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Pigeon diagram claiming legs backwards spells sgel: government drones are real, spread the word
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Meme dump tweet joking Yosemite is missing a $100 billion data center
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Paul Dano and Patrick Schwarzenegger at a Venice press conference, joked to have swapped hair

Now I can't unsee the hair swap.

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Tweet saying every guy has a weird girl online he likes for no reason
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Meme dump tweet about the strange gate infinity waiting area at the Austin airport

Gate infinity is where my luggage went.

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Tweet listing PlayStation 6 selling points beside a tearful gamer wearing a headset
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Meme dump bumper sticker with dark humor about drivers who honk, shared as relatable
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Tweet about women playing Disney songs to stop men filming them with Meta glasses

Hakuna matata, creep.

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Crude tweet listing plans for when GTA 6 finally drops
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Meme dump screenshot of a shirtless YouTuber telling a commenter he will outlast them

Shirtless and undefeated.

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Edgy tweet joking about two likes with a dark towers punchline
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Meme dump quote from a surgery textbook about when the anaesthetist knows the vessel's name
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Crude one line tweet comparing anatomy to the first 3D printer
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Elephant photo where a comment about a girlfriend gets a brutal mirror reply

Somebody get aloe for that burn.

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Meme dump tweet with a dark joke about Ukraine news and an online girlfriend
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Tweet comparing the Nashville and Austin country music split to a religious schism

I would watch this documentary.

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Crude two part tweet about almost getting hit by a bus right after posting
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Meme dump post about a Florida couple arrested for firing guns while drinking
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Crude tweets about multiplication facts feeling a certain way, with a synesthesia reply
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Meme dump poll asking what a squished dalmatian face looks like, with stingray winning
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Moody poster listing bad things to say to your girlfriend, like I miss my ex

Each one is a breakup speedrun.

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Meme dump teddy bear at an office desk: vibes are off, livin' the dream
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Knight rising from a tomb captioned arise weekday soldiers, the shareholders demand sacrifice

My alarm, read aloud.

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That shop dog has a better seat in the waiting room than I have ever had, and he did not even bring a car. The knight at the end is exactly how my alarm sounded, minus the chainmail, plus a snooze button I hit three times before admitting defeat. I also laughed way too hard at the PlayStation 6 pitch, which is a bad sign for someone who still has not finished a game from 2019. Some of these funny memes lean dark, so if you made it through the middle stretch, you have earned your sandwich.

The next batch lands tomorrow at noon, Tuesday and all its nonsense included, and it will be waiting whether or not the week has gone well. Until then, yesterday afternoon’s classic memes are a softer landing, and Saturday’s meme dump still has the flying car jokes. If any of these hilarious memes or funny pictures got you through the first lunch break of the week, send the post to the coworker who also said their weekend was pretty busy and knows exactly what you meant.

Who needs to see this?

Send it to the friend who’ll laugh the hardest, or post it for everyone.

Posted by Phil M. About the author

Phil co-founded Thunder Dungeon with Roy in 2012 and has been a meme tastemaker ever since, helping turn a page of funny finds into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and a daily home for memes. He's more than memes, too: Phil is an award-winning comedic actor and director whose feature films are on streaming platforms.

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