By Thursday, the lunch I packed on Monday with real ambition is gone, and I am standing at a sandwich counter paying eleven dollars for bread. Nobody warned me that adulthood is mostly losing arguments with your own fridge. So here is a fresh batch of funny memes for your noon break, same as every day, and yesterday’s meme dump is still there if you missed it. Eat whatever you can find and scroll.
Read the sign. Followed the sign.
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Superman has the posture of a substitute teacher.
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Fruit and a side. Balanced.
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Full potential sold separately.
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Five stars from him, one star from the driver.
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Rent for that hallway is probably $3,800 a month.
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Every dad camera has one setting, and it is chin.
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I own the cargos. I am choosing not to discuss it.
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Open casket, extra cheese.
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She has never wanted anything more in her life.
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Between the dad who only takes selfies from below the chin and a pizza shaped like a coffin, this batch hit closer to home than I would like. I laughed at the house one, then remembered I bought a car after one test drive and a good feeling. The puppy who climbed into the water bowl is my role model now, because he saw an instruction and fully committed. Some hilarious memes are just funny pictures, and some are a mirror with a caption on it.
Another batch lands tomorrow at noon, right when Friday starts to feel real and someone with a grudge cleans out the office fridge. If you need more before then, yesterday’s classic memes are still aging like good cheese, and Tuesday’s meme dump has every excuse for a missing Halloween costume. And if one of these made you snort at your desk, the share buttons below exist for exactly that, so send it to whoever keeps stealing your yogurt.
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