Four o’clock is when the roads fill up with people who all decided to leave early, which means nobody did. Traffic jokes are some of the oldest material online, and they still land because the merge lane has not improved since 2009. This daily dig through classic memes picks up where yesterday’s batch of throwbacks left off, road rage and office pettiness included. Settle in before the drive home.

Ah yes, the turbo button.


Every one of them committed to the bit.



Chaos, but polite.




Best and worst day of his life, simultaneously.



I will never look up at the dentist again.




This guy has a siege plan and no retirement plan.


My dating profile, word for word.


The 2008 recession had excellent lighting.


Filed under important, obviously.


Waving like he gained something.
I would love to say I am above the honk-and-wait move, but I did it at a green light last week and the car in front of me was parked. The kittens dodging lava and the cat filed under important documents are the kind of old memes I would rescue from a fire before my tax returns. The dentist buffalo, meanwhile, has watched me lie about flossing for fifteen years and never once blinked. Some of the best memes never age, because the joke was never about the year.
Tomorrow afternoon brings another round of vintage memes and viral tweets, right around the time Friday starts pretending it is the weekend and the parking lot empties out by three. Until then, yesterday’s meme dump is still parked where you left it, and Sunday’s classic memes are built for a slow evening on the couch. If one of these took you back, pass it along with the share buttons below to the friend who sent it to you first, probably in 2014.





