The first truly cold morning of the year always shows up on a Saturday, right when you finally give in and turn the heat on. The whole house smells like burnt dust for an hour, and I pretend that is cozy. If yesterday’s meme dump got you through Friday the 13th, this weekend batch is your reward, fresh at noon like every other day. Grab a blanket.

Check surroundings: very good boy detected.
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Earned it, honestly.
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He was hungry, okay.
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My whole November, illustrated.
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Asking for every guy I know.
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Valid excuse, honestly.
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This is my entire bookshelf.
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Somebody cast this immediately.
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Dial-up was a simpler time.
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The sun clocked out early again.
SaveThe dog grinning into the backup camera is the only safety feature I trust, and I would pay extra for it on my next car, along with heated seats and a cup holder that actually fits a cup. Funny memes about work keep finding me on weekends too: the cat taking a six hour break after nineteen productive minutes is basically a documentary about my Thursday, narrated by my manager. I am also still thinking about someone loading Doom onto a fast food kiosk, which is the most impressive thing anyone has ever done with a touchscreen.
The next batch lands tomorrow at noon, Sunday edition, which is the one I read in bed with coffee while pretending the laundry does not exist. If you want more in the meantime, yesterday’s classic memes have your away message nostalgia covered, and the dark before dinner edition from Tuesday still has some hilarious memes and funny pictures in it. If any of these got a laugh out of you under a blanket this morning, share it with the buttons below and send it to the friend who still refuses to turn on their heat.

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Send it to the friend who’ll laugh the hardest, or post it for everyone.
