Gyms put the treadmills in the front window to make the rest of us feel bad. A retired guy in Singapore jogged in place on the sidewalk outside one, matching the runners stride for stride, for free. I paid for a gym for a full year once and did less. Fresh viral memes land here every morning, the last batch is still up if you missed it, and this one starts below.

Vacuum's retiring after this one.

My brain wrote the villain and then hid from him.


Selective hearing has a long history.



Dental insurance is the real jackpot.


Waiting for the love of my life to deliver groceries.



Friendship is guarding each other from the hand dryer.




Lease terms are brutal down there.





Cug has had this table for years.


The raise is coming, just very slowly.


Inner peace costs exactly two letters.
Viral memes to get the morning moving
That’s the batch, and I scrolled the whole thing standing up, which I am logging as exercise. The Nightcap brings another round tonight, and the next Morning Commute shows up tomorrow before your coffee does. For more relatable memes, try these fitness tweets for people who prefer the couch, or some gym memes that understand leg day regret. Send this to the friend still paying for a membership they never use, because they need the laugh more than the treadmill does.





