The clocks fall back this weekend, which is the one time all year somebody hands me a free hour, and I will spend it lying awake wondering if the microwave clock is right. Until then I am running on an hour I do not have. Every morning I put together fresh memes for the ride in, and last week’s batch is still there if you missed it. Here are today’s, coffee optional.
Every rotisserie chicken I have ever bought, airborne.
Balance is a lifestyle.
A burger that haunts you before the heartburn does.
Honestly still a compliment.
Read the room, Jabba.
Alarm number nine is the real one.
Two problems, one solution, zero survivors.
Strike.
Marriage, explained in one vest.
Fresh memes for the ride in
If you made it to the vest guy, you understand marriage better than most counselors, and I own three vests I did not pick out. The Nightcap brings more funny pictures tonight, and a new Morning Commute lands tomorrow before your first meeting. For something seasonal, the bootleg Halloween costumes are still undefeated, and our weird food memes pair nicely with a ghost-shaped burger. Send this to the friend who sleeps through every alarm they own.
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