Halloween candy costs more again this year, and I caught myself doing per-piece math in the seasonal aisle like a guy buying a used car. I read a whole list of the cheapest Halloween candy and still put a bag back. So tonight’s best funny memes are free, a fresh batch every night, same as the last Nightcap. The porch light is on for these.

Commitment to the bit.


Peak social battery management.



Dave is the whole company.




I counted the pieces. I'm not proud.



Respect the efficiency, fear the man.




Every single walk is the first walk.




Fries soften the existential dread.



Catch of the day: one cracked phone.
The best funny memes of the night
Somewhere a guy is still riding that hoverboard, and honestly, good for him. The next round of the best funny memes lands tomorrow night, and the Morning Commute covers you before that. If you need more before bed, there are dog memes for the dog people and a Halloween meme dump for the rest of us. If one of these made you snort, pass it to whoever else is still awake.





