October is when everyone you know drives an hour to pay a farmer to sit on a hay bale. This year’s pumpkin patch photo involves holding a pumpkin up to the lens until it swallows your friend’s head, which is finally my good angle. A new pile of memes of the day lands every night around now, and last Thursday’s batch is still up if you need a warmup. The pumpkin coffee goes first.

Finally, a medical reason for my personality.

Too cute to drink. Drank it anyway.



Oat-real. Say it out loud. You will.

Best seat in the house is next to the vinegar.


The gill one has read Camus.




Number four, no hesitation.









Silly rabbit, the ants have spoken.


Rockin' in the free snack bar.


Low bar, cleared. Goodnight.
Tonight’s memes of the day, fresh off the hay bale
That is the whole night, and yes, I will now scroll in bed with my phone six inches from my face like a professional. If you want more spooky season memes before the porch skeletons go up, there are years of Halloween memes in the archive and plenty of relatable memes hiding behind them. The Morning Commute picks it back up at 7am. If something here made you snort, send it to the friend who is absolutely booking a pumpkin patch this weekend.





