I will admit the only fine I have ever paid was to a Long Island library, for a VHS of Rudy I kept for eleven months, and I still talk about it like I was wrongfully imprisoned. So I understand the panic around the Jazz Chisholm celebration that went viral Wednesday night, when the Yankees second baseman lined a single in the sixth inning of Game 2 against the Red Sox and, standing on first base, did Ja’Marr Chase’s elbow gesture toward the dugout.

Context, for anyone who does not follow two sports at once: the NFL just fined Ja’Marr Chase and Tee Higgins for that exact move, which Chase calls a “people’s elbow” first-down signal and the league calls unsportsmanlike. Barstool Sports posted the clip with one line, “Might be a fine incoming for Jazz Chisholm,” and baseball spent the rest of the night trying to figure out which league sends the bill.
Who Sends the Bill for a Jazz Chisholm Celebration?
The first wave of jokes treated it like a luxury purchase. One fan said Jazz brought a $30,000 celebration to a midgame single and called it financially irresponsible in a way he respects, which is how I describe every decision I have made since 2009. Another pointed out that a guy who sat out Game 1 maybe should not be doing premium celebrations at all.


What Does the Elbow Even Mean?
Then came the confusion, and I am with these people completely. “I must be getting old, I have zero idea what this means” is the most honest sentence posted all night, and the Hank Aaron crowd showed up to remind everyone that the greats just jogged the bases and went home. One fan also offered a translation of the gesture that is far too crude to repeat here, which is exactly the reading Chase insists is wrong.



Did Boston Want to Talk About It?
Boston, to put it gently, was not in the mood. The Yankees beat the Red Sox 9-2 to finish a two-game sweep, so the Red Sox side of the timeline was mostly people noting that New York has been celebrating like this since the All-Star break, plus one Billy Crystal “womp womp” that hurt more than the six-run sixth. Chisholm finished 2-for-4 with two runs, which is a lot of production for a man supposedly saving up for a fine.



The Yankees open the ALDS against the Rays on Saturday at Tropicana Field, and as far as anyone can tell, nobody has mailed Jazz an invoice. If one does show up, I hope it comes from that library. They will find you, and they will want Rudy back.
Yankees Torpedo Bat Memes: 15 Reactions To The New Bats, Yankees Fan Interference Memes: Internet Reacts to Bronx Bedlam and Funny Tweet Replies That Made Me Laugh Harder Than The Post are all one click away for the rest of your lunch. No fines, I checked.