35 Absolute Units That Skipped Cardio For Gains

Priya Coleman

19 hours ago

Absolute units 

Whoa! Look at the size of that thing! I am talking about pure power! I am talking about genetic jackpots! You think you lift? You think you hit the gym? Look at that kangaroo! That kangaroo has better delts than I do, and he lives in the desert eating grass! It is humbling! It is terrifying! I love it!

These absolute units are not playing games. They woke up and chose mass. We are talking about a snail that takes up two hands. Two human hands! That is not a snail; that is a roommate! And the onion? That man is hugging that onion like it is his firstborn child, and honestly, I respect it. When you grow a vegetable that weighs as much as a bowling ball, you have earned the right to be emotional. These photos make me want to go lift a truck just to feel adequate. It is big unit energy, and we are just living in their world!

Welcome to a collection where the “recommended serving size” was clearly ignored by the universe. From botanical behemoths to critters that definitely don’t skip leg day, these heavyweights are here to make your regular-sized life look like a miniature model kit.

Large Giant African Land Snail being held in two hands against a green shirt background.
Massive black Percheron stallion named Moose standing next to three people for size comparison outdoors.
Formula 1 driver Fernando Alonso performing a neck strength exercise with a large exercise ball.
Extremely tall tactical officer in full gear standing next to a much shorter female colleague.
Aerial and ground views of the world's largest cashew tree covering an entire city block.
Close up of former boxer Nikolai Valuev sitting at a desk looking intensely focused and massive.
Large fluffy wombat being held by a wildlife rescuer highlighting its surprising and impressive size.
Muscular red kangaroo standing in the outback showing off highly defined bicep and chest muscles.
Elderly man smiling joyfully while hugging and kissing a massive world record sized prize onion.
Enormous black Great Dane standing in a kitchen with its head reaching above the countertops.

The tactical officer standing next to his colleague looks like a glitch in the matrix. He is built different! And the wombat? That is not a wild animal; that is a fuzzy boulder with a face. It is amazing to see nature just flexing on us like this. It reminds us that no matter how big we think we are, there is always a cashew tree somewhere covering an entire city block.

If you are pumped up by these massive specimens, keep the adrenaline going. We recommend looking at giant animals, nature is metal, and chonky pets for more heavy-duty content.

Priya Coleman is a viral content specialist and meme analyst with over six years in digital publishing. Her past roles include viral content editor for PopSugar's humor vertical and meme correspondent for HuffPost’s comedy section. Priya specializes in spotting trending meme moments just before they peak—like the chaotic delight of the Ever Given’s Suez Canal mishap or the existential comedy of This is Fine. She brings her sharp wit and instinctive knack for viral content to Thunder Dungeon, always keeping the community a step ahead of the latest meme craze.

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