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The Morning Commute: 25 Saturday Memes and a Group Chat That Woke Up First

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Saturday mornings used to mean cartoons, and now they mean waking up to 46 messages in the neighborhood group chat about whose cat is whose. I muted mine two years ago and still read every single one, which is why I need these Saturday memes. The Morning Commute is a fresh pile every morning, and our last batch is still up if you missed it. Coffee first, then scroll.

Christmas tree snack cake propped in a room corner, captioned just put up the tree.

Decorating budget: one cake.

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Tweet saying the check engine light turned off, glad he figured out what bothered him.

He just needed some space.

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Tweet about running errands sounding innocent but leaving you tired, hungry, and $126 poorer.

Every Saturday I have ever had.

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Dory from Finding Nemo looking lost in a grocery aisle after skipping the shopping list.

Me, aisle nine, holding nothing.

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Tweet about offering a train seat to a man with a cane who says it's his outfit.
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Tweet imagining cats being upset that they are missing out on lying and cigarettes.
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Subway ad reading the brown butter latte of scrubs, which a rider says entrances them.

I would also get this tattooed.

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Tweet joking that Willy Wonka's golden tickets would now just bring five scalpers to the factory.
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Saturday memes tweet about a missing cat poster revealing the cat lived with another family.

Twelve years. A full double life.

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Tweet wishing navigation apps offered a longer route that is gentler on anxious drivers.
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Woman in a shoulder stand yoga pose with a tweet about the urge after drinking.

Two drinks in and suddenly I'm flexible.

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Tweet about a five year old named Jack who renamed his backpack the Jackpack.
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Tweet asking would you rather be a sea lion followed by the word or repeated endlessly.
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Tweet joking that suit yourself is what a terrible suit store employee would say.
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Tweet about a dad calling to describe an embarrassing rash in far too much detail.
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Dark joke tweet asking people not to vape near kids being raised on Marlboro reds.
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Tweet imagining a security guard pacing in a pattern that leaves time to sneak past.
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Tweet saying not to talk to them while eating a carrot because the crunch is deafening.
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Tweet describing a strange dream about fighting Adam Sandler, who only made silly noises.
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Bleak tweet saying adult life is just wiping down the kitchen counter every day forever.

Bleak, but correct.

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Tweet about a confusing billboard asking if grandma still uses only fans, from an HVAC company.
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Relatable tweet about an elder millennial believing a fresh notebook will turn everything around.

Eleven fresh notebooks in my drawer. Still waiting.

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Tweet joking that only a good guy with a JBL speaker can stop a bad one.
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Pottery Barn Teen ceiling lights shaped like a basketball hoop and stadium lights, mocked in a tweet.
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Giant pig float in an old black and white parade photo, captioned how a birthday feels.

Exactly how 35 feels.

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Saturday memes for a slow morning

If you made it all the way to the pig, you have done more than I plan to this weekend. The next Morning Commute lands tomorrow at breakfast, and the Nightcap shows up tonight with a whole different pile of funny pictures. For more aisle trauma, our grocery memes will keep you busy while you pretend to look for your keys. Send this to the neighbor who still has not claimed that cat.

Who needs to see this?

Send it to the friend who’ll laugh the hardest, or post it for everyone.

Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.

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