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16 Reasons Why Australia Is The Scariest Continent On Earth

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Scary animals in Australia

Crikey! Have a look at this! Australia is a gorgeous country, mate, absolutely stunning. But let me tell you, the wildlife does not mess around. We’ve got spiders the size of dinner plates! We’ve got snakes that can lift a wallaby straight up a cliff! It is wild out there!

People think I’m joking when I say everything here is trying to have a go at you, but the photos don’t lie. You walk out to check your electric meter and BAM! A huntsman spider with a thousand babies. You go for a swim? Croc launching out of the water! It’s beautiful, it’s dangerous, and it demands your respect. You gotta love it, but you also gotta watch your step!

Huge golden orb weaver spider on web next to hand for scale in Australia.
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Massive python lifting a heavy wallaby up a rocky cliff face out of water.
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Large huntsman spider and hundreds of babies covering an electric meter box.
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Giant bright fluorescent pink slug crawling on a mossy rock surface.
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Massive saltwater crocodile jumping vertically out of water near a tourist boat.
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Saltwater crocodile carrying a bull shark in its jaws on a muddy riverbank.
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Giant black and yellow flying insect held in a human hand for scale.
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Python slithering on grass with multiple cane toads riding on its back.
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Snake coiled around a gas station pump handle surprising a customer.
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Giant stick insect clinging to the back of a young boy's t-shirt.
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My heart is racing just looking at these beauties! That python on the cliff? That is raw power, mate! And the neon pink slug? Nature is just showing off at that point. It’s absolutely bonkers what evolves down here.

I know it looks scary to some of you, but this is just a Tuesday in the bush. These animals are survivors. They are tough as nails. Just remember: if you visit, check your shoes, don’t touch the bright colorful things, and maybe stay out of the water unless you want to wrestle a dinosaur.

If you enjoy the wild side of nature, take a look at our other galleries featuring dangerous predators, deep sea creatures, and jungle wildlife.

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