29 Funny LinkedIn Profiles and Cringeworthy Posts That Are All “Funny” No “Business”

Roy

2 years ago

Funny LinkedIn Elon Musk is under fire for building bedrooms at Twitter HQ for employees. I don't get it. TBH, I slept under my desk at least 3 nights a week when I worked in banking. The first time I got promoted to a manager, I had to work 16-18 hours routinely. I'd finish work at 2-3 am, sleep on the floor, janitor would show up at 7. I'd go shower in the gym, and pick up dry cleaning to change into. And back to work. I always wore my hair up and it was always wet because I never ever had time to blow dry it. That's how intense the grind was. I would have killed for a bed in the office. This kind of grind is highly desirable early career.

Funny LinkedIn

Welcome, dear users, to the not-so-glamorous arena we fondly call the social media battlefield—specifically, LinkedIn, where professionalism appears to have taken an extended vacation, and cringe-worthy content has claimed its throne. In this enlightening expedition through the absurdities of LinkedIn, we invite you to fasten your seatbelts for a rollercoaster of laughs as we meticulously dissect 29 posts and profiles that boldly redefine the boundaries of what we once thought was 'professionalism.

Prepare to plunge into the rabbit hole of the ludicrous side of LinkedIn with 29 carefully curated instances of hilarity. From self-promotion attempts that make you question humanity's collective sanity to professional faux pas that could make your career counselor weep, these snapshots capture the quintessence of the platform's weirdest corners. Brace yourself for a whimsical journey through the realm of 'funny LinkedIn,' where professionalism and humor engage in a bizarre tango that defies the laws of the corporate universe.

Funny LinkedIn This week I did a really weird 'reboot' Goat Milk cleanse. It's meant to last 8 days and I massively broke down last night and ate what tasted like the best salmon of my life. The point of this story is to say that 'I'm HUMAN and It's ok to break down'... Today, I got back up and put my 100% Human Sweatshirt on as a reminder. Have a great weekend
Funny LinkedIn Flying back from Budapest, arrived at the airport an hour before they're opening the check in desks for three Jet2 flights back to UK airports. After 20 minutes standing in the queue I started singing the national anthem as a tribute to the Queen and everyone in the line, holding their British passports tight joined in with me. At the end everyone clapped and ushered me to the front of the line shaking my hand and patting me on the back as I passed them.
Funny LinkedIn Saw this laptop floating in a nearby lagoon...not due to terrible floods that devastated many parts of the country; but likely a result of someone's frustration. Must confess I have occasionally thought of tossing one of my own tech devices but resisted. Ever feel the same? Or do we just get a little overwhelmed this time of year? BREATHE! REBOOT! RECHARGE! #overwhelm #recharge #frustration
Funny LinkedIn This morning at my local coffee shop, the owner said to me: "You HR people sit around, do nothing, and earn the big bucks." Without thinking, I blurted out: "We carry the emotional labor of our organizations. What value would you put on that?" Silence...
Funny LinkedIn Sending a big birthday shout out to Jeff Wishing you all the best for a great year ahead, Jeff!
Funny LinkedIn Elon Musk is under fire for building bedrooms at Twitter HQ for employees. I don't get it. TBH, I slept under my desk at least 3 nights a week when I worked in banking. The first time I got promoted to a manager, I had to work 16-18 hours routinely. I'd finish work at 2-3 am, sleep on the floor, janitor would show up at 7. I'd go shower in the gym, and pick up dry cleaning to change into. And back to work. I always wore my hair up and it was always wet because I never ever had time to blow dry it. That's how intense the grind was. I would have killed for a bed in the office. This kind of grind is highly desirable early career.
Funny LinkedIn Circa 2014...my 6-year-old stepdaughter wanted to play; I was busy working; she got impatient and wrote this. Good reminder of priorities.
Funny LinkedIn Stress is peeing your pants. Courage is what you do with wet pants. I know that's strong imagery, but I think it's worth noting that strong leaders aren't superhuman. We feel. We hurt. And even the best of us may wet our pants now and then. But it's how we respond to challenging times that makes all the difference.
Funny LinkedIn Today my 10 year old daughter told me she got picked to be the leader of a group project. She said to me "Mom I'm the leader but I'm not the boss". When I asked her if she knew the difference between a leader and a boss she said of course I do. A boss is someone who tells others what to do, a leader is someone who encourages other to have ideas and supports those ideas so they can make things happen. Words of wisdom from a 10 year old - don't be a boss, be a leader
Funny LinkedIn I hired our first sales rep. | Forbes Top 12 Innovative Founders to Watch | Miss... And he came into the office today - Martin Luther King Day. Surprised, he saw only me. I told him we give our employees the day off. He asked, "Why aren't you taking it off?" I said, "MLK believed you should never wait to voice your opinion. I'm building this company so mine will inspire others." "What do you suggest I do?" "Whatever inspires you to have a louder voice." He thought for a second, Opened his laptop, And said, "That's why I'm here - to find it." Days like this, remind me of why I became a founder.
Funny LinkedIn Today I lost my son in the park. As any parent l imagined the worst.. I was with a group of kids and suddenly my 10 years old got out of my sight. He has no phone and doesn't know my mobile number. While I was searching for him, some people came to him offering help. He told a woman that I used to work at Linkedin She immediately sent me an InMail saying she was with him. Thanks a lot Karine
Funny LinkedIn I'm traveling for work this weekend and instead of staying at a fancy hotel, I decided to sleep in my rental car. Even though the car wasn't the most spacious, I managed to put the backseat down and get comfortable with a pillow and sheets that I packed in my carry on. Although my company allows me to spend up to $250/ night on a hotel room, I wanted to save money because every dollar counts on the P&L. It's the little things that get you promoted.
Funny LinkedIn When Lamborghini said... "we don't do commercial because our target audience isn't sitting around watching TV" That hit me.
Funny LinkedIn Imagine if..every time a doctor went to perform surgery, the patient's family said: "How about we do it this way instead?" Welcome to being a marketer.
Funny LinkedIn When a 60-year old lady sitting next to you on the plane says: "Hey, I love your Linkedin content!" I was baffled! Guys, one message: Don't delay it any longer. Start posting to-DAY! LinkedIn's worth it. Ok, bye. 7 P.S. If you don't start posting, you're a grandma hater!
Funny LinkedIn I used to wear loud socks whenever l'd meet with a prospec or client. Soon people noticed them. Clients would ask to see my socks. During finalist presentations, prospects would comment on them. My socks became a "thing". A sort of trademark. My socks made people feel good. I noticed that when people felt good they were more comfortable. Prospects stopped ghosting me. I was able to get to more truth so I didn't have to chase. Selling felt better on my soul. More honest. Fast forward 10 years. I noticed a client that I sold 10 years ago had a work anniversary, so I sent him a congrats note on Linkedin. A few minutes later he's responded: "Thanks, Josh. Are you still wearing those loud socks?" I can't remember what I sold Chris 10 years ago. I doubt h remembers either. But Chris didn't forget how I made him feel. Feelings have a long shelf life.
Funny LinkedIn I apologize Linkedin community, friends and beloved network. I've been MIA the last two days, I'm sure you've noticed my absence from your comments and likes. Rest assured, I'm back and will be hitting it hard the rest of the week.
Funny LinkedIn When you send me a Connection request, you are asking to join MY network. Not add me to yours. Words matter.

Having traversed the winding paths of absurdities on LinkedIn, you're likely now familiar with the full spectrum of emotions—ranging from cringe-induced discomfort to genuine chuckles and outright laughter. The world of 'funny LinkedIn' stands as a living testament to the unexpected twists and turns this supposedly professional platform can take, leaving you simultaneously baffled and entertained.

Feeling like you've had your fill of the LinkedIn circus? Fear not; the amusement doesn't end here. Explore additional laughter-inducing content in our extensive collection of funny business escapades. Whether it's workplace absurdities that defy logic or hilarious office moments that make your daily grind more bearable, rest assured, we've got your daily dose of professional chuckles covered. Because, let's face it, who said LinkedIn couldn't be a source of entertainment?

Roy

Roy R., Chief Meme Curator Roy founded Thunder Dungeon in 2012 and has since guided its growth into a 2.5 million‑strong community of meme enthusiasts. With over a decade of digital‑media experience and a nose for viral humor, Roy oversees content strategy, ensuring every post is both hilarious and high‑quality

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