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29 People Share the Lamest Jokes People Have Made About Their Names

Roy R. May 24, 2023 01:00 AM EDT

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Steven Feinartz @stevenfeinartz As a kid, Fine Farts. And then the obvious, Masters in Fine Arts. I also love when people hear my name and think I created it for the ent industry. — Save

sydney battle @SydneyBattle what is the lamest joke people make about your name? for ex., i have heard almost every "battle" and "australia" pun or play-on-words there IS sydney battle @SydneyBattle and people get so mad/sad when you don't laugh…. sir/ma'am/ goodpersoniam tired sydney battle @SydneyBattle not to mention i have "the battle of sydney" to contend with (not even an interesting historical event, sorry!!) — Save

sydney battle @SydneyBattle what is the lamest joke people make about your name? for ex., i have heard almost every "battle" and "australia" pun or play-on-words there IS sydney battle @SydneyBattle and people get so mad/sad when you don't laugh…. sir/ma'am/ goodpersoniam tired sydney battle @SydneyBattle not to mention i have "the battle of sydney" to contend with (not even an interesting historical event, sorry!!) — Save

Mike Primavera @primawesome Replying to @SydneyBattle I now just cut people off and say " yes, like the pasta. I invented that." — Save

Gary Z @garolb Replying to @SydneyBattle My name is Gary and I've been told if you take the R out hahaha oh can you imagine — Save

John Bai @BohnJai Replying to @SydneyBattle My last name is Bai, so they're ALL low-hanging fruit — Save

Stu McCallister @StuMcCallister Replying to @SydneyBattle Get StuPid all the time. I'm amazed at how people thinks it's original. — Save

jenni @jenni_israd Replying to @elle91 and @SydneyBattle The number of people I have refrained from throat punching for 'forest gumping' my name....I swear to all the gods. It's actually one of my deal breakers when dating, they do that and they go straight into the bin. — Save

Kyle a @KylePlantEmoji Replying to @SydneyBattle Personally I can never forgive south park — Save

Harry Wood @harrymwood Replying to @SydneyBattle Never heard a joke about my name, why do you ask — Save

arpeggio221 @arpeggio221 Replying to @SydneyBattle My name is Betsy and this doll was re-released when I was 8. All the work was already done for the comedic geniuses at my elementary. — Save

NPR YoungBoy @dopeafski1 Replying to @SydneyBattle My name is Jordan. I used to have a coworker who called me Jordanistan "because if you were a country you'd be called Jordanistan." Instead of telling him that there's LITERALLY ALREADY A COUNTRY CALLED JORDAN I made it into a secret drinking game with the rest of our coworkers — Save

lexilili @lexipish Replying to @SydneyBattle I got a lot of Lex Luthor when I was young, then Sexy Lexi from all my female friends in middle school. but my last name rhymes with both "aachoo" and "tissue" and there were sometimes fake sneezes and fake nose-blows on my shirt — Save

Sean Finnerty, no PhD @SeanyFinnerty Replying to @SydneyBattle To infinnerty and beyond — Save

ListenToLeon @ListenToLeon Replying to @SydneyBattle Every Holiday season I hear "Your name is 'Noel' spelled backwards." — Save

John Chadwick, #TeamPfizer @John_Chadwick_ Replying to @SydneyBattle When I was little, every boy I knew wanted to be @hwinkler4real's "The Fonz". I thought I was being really clever (And I still feel I was thinking outside the box) when I christened myself "The Johnz". I was not yet aware of my name as a euphemism for toilet….. (1/2) Henry Winkler ® @hwinkler4real Replying to @John_Chadwick_ and @SydneyBattle Johnz will forever be cool to me John Chadwick, #TeamPfizer @John_Chadwick_ Replying to @hwinkler4real and @SydneyBattle Vindicated 45 years later! Thank you, sir! — Save

The Annasthesiologist , @fuzzymittens Replying to @SydneyBattle Annie are you okay? Are you okay Annie? — Save

Vinson Cunningham @cunningham venison cunningbacon used to get huge laughs in elementary school — Save

Anu @ascofield17 the anus iokes have had me tired out since fifth grade — Save

anne o @annevsexton my name has sex in it g — Save

Nelly Mueller @hello_nello Titerally cannot express in words how much every Midwestern dad LIVES to scream "WHOA NELLY!" as loud as they can when we meet, and then never say a single word to me ever again — Save

William Yu 유규호 0 @its_willyu "will yu marry me?" "will vu tie my shoe?" "will you will yu?" this list is looong — Save

Wing Wolf # (Commissions Op... @GirlyWolfPup "Danika? Like Danica Patrick" You aren't funny shut the fuck up — Save

Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen mostly about the song although there was a rough few years in junior high when kids realized my initials are BJ — Save

Judy Berman & @judyberman A 3-way tie between "Hey Jude," "Suite: Judy Blue Eyes" and "Judy's Turn to Cry." Boomers have a lot of feelings about my name, it turns out. I have also heard "Hey, Jude, get off of my cloud," which is not a thing. — Save

Hannah @swordsoprano hannah goddamn montana — Save

Luke Hicks @lou_kicks 17370-0 luke i am your father every goddamn time — Save

Dolly Marlowe @DollyMarlowe Not necessarily lame, but my WHOLE LIFE I've had random strangers sing "Hello Dolly!" to me. Once is cute, but we're going on 43 years of the same joke. — Save

Scott's Not Dead @scottymax there is a discrete generational divide between those who say "beam me up!" and "scotty doesn't know." — Save

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