Tumblr After Dark: 25 Funny Tumblr posts from the best of the ridiculous that is Tumblr

Roy May 19, 2023 09:00 AM EDT

bidoof this is my grasp of how football works: two teams of men want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. one team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy ground while the other attempts to prevent this. occasionally an evil man will appear and speak curses to the men, causing them grief and dishonor the-pikacrew I mean... yeah

the-money-dog Your D&D class based off of your Hogwarts house Ravenclaw: Wizard Gryffindor: Wizard Hufflepuff: Wizard Slytherin: Wizard Source: the-money-dog

is-the-owl-video-cute Follow Obsessed with animals that don't immediately understand something and just tilt their head about it. Does it make any more sense at a 45° angle, bud? is-the-fox-video-cute

the absolute fu ing height of comedy is scientists and scholars getting into fights over incredibly niche subjects. the idea of nerds in labcoats and suits getting close to blows over something that only like 20 people care about is so funny. lesbianshepard The Milton scholars screamed and argued about how the serpent was supposed to move before it crawled on its belly. Dr. Matthews, enraged that Dr. Goldstein could believe the serpent bounced around on the coiled end of its tail, flipped over the conference table. "Satan is not a ling pogo stick!" he howled.

if you and a same sex friend are eating out and request just one check and the waitress sets it down in front of you, she decided you're the top. 11/11/18,19:52 waitress assigned kin wtfenris As someone who's worked in several cafes, I'm mad at how accurate this is.

danny devito with titties @fakedannydevito every time i grab a little cheese as a snack i think of this tumblr post victini You can control white people by giving them cheese Ondo cheese is so good tho victini I got one

rex-sidereus Follow |JUST FOUND A LATE ANTIQUE VERSION OF 'LIVE LOVE LAUGH' AND I WISH I WERE KIDDING YETA ZOL XAPA gIPHNH 'health, life, joy, peace, good cheer, hope. mosaic, 4th century, Roman Anatolia. British

meganann-xo Follow Jan 18 sluttiest thing a man can do is know how to cook delicious meals its-tortle Follow • Mar 28 #sending this to my good cook male friend You @ Image Guess Im a filthy little whore of a man then

r/Jokes Posted by u/yourvirginstepdaddy • 13d ©NSFW 11 01 51 1 I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with her personal trainer. Me: "Ok, this isn't working out." + 47.3k # • 368 ~ Share • BEST COMMENTS InfernalxHell • 13d 3 7 Awards Guess she was having a cheat day.

cheripi Hey atlanta airport do you take constructive criticism

fullmetalfisting Follow when i was 10 or so i was deathly afraid of vampires so i stole the garlic powder from my mom's spice cabinet and kept it in my coat pocket and if i was out at night with like my parents and thought someone was acting really sus id try to surreptitiously sprinkle a lil garlic powder on them like imagine a weird little girl deciding you failed her vibe check and promptly seasoning you

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch …oh no reperspectivity This is the IT version of the condom pinned to the 'be safe' note.

teal-sharky Follow Nov 21, 2022 sheepwave_nsfw @SheepwaveN I'm like "hey let's play magic the gathering" and then ten minutes later my tongue is in the mouth of someone's daughter whose parents still call her son Перевести твит 12:06 PM • 20 ноя6. 2022 г. • Twitter Web App devastatinglyfrizzle • 4d ago This poem is not a tweet to me

paper-mario-wiki Folgen the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say "ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault" and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go "aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i'll have won'

spiroandthelacktones Meet me in the fucking pit bygodstillam for a motherfucking cuddle

To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking. 5:22 PM - 01 Jan 20 - Twitter for Android that1girlsierra Multilingual jokes are my favorite. I have stored this away forever.

rivvvvvvvvvvvv-deactivated2020 3 abr 2020 imagine ur getting jumped by flat earthers and one of them say fuck it take him to the edge yilleypi • Hace 21 h Fun fact! This is a real threat used in the Flat Earther community, you can find more information about it by looking up "Edging"

harashsidhu this is gonna take 3 years 2d Reply Liked by creator ashmanathletics • Creator The time will pass anyways 2d Reply View 18 replies v • 229 CD • 677 this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak screamelot Follow lilsolita Mar 16 this is motivational and all but i need you guys to know that this is from a video of a guy practicing swinging a giant sword every day until he can do it like guts from berserk

TIL that tomatoes possess the genes to produce capsaicinoids but they are not expressed. Recently, researchers discovered a technique to turn on translation of those genes and they grew spicy tomatoes. via reddit.com mooncustafer The tomatoes chose non-violence, but those researchers just had to push them

In the movie American Psycho, Christian Bale based the main character on a Letterman interview featuring Tom Cruise in 1999. When asked about the inspiration behind Patrick Bateman, he replied: "Tom Cruise on David Letterman had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes. ghostclvb Every day of my life I think about this fact. Every single day.

We can buy each other checkmarks now? Tumblr sanctioned violence cipheramnesia Follow It's unchecked violence. serethespider y * Follow ithink the violence is very checked, actually

Sorry boss I can't come into work today l've come down with Female Hysteria celticpyro My uterus is on the looterus and it's making me feral.

just saw an x-ray of a horse skull. can't say i'm too happy with it

Roy R., Chief Meme Curator Roy founded Thunder Dungeon in 2012 and has since guided its growth into a 2.5 million‑strong community of meme enthusiasts. With over a decade of digital‑media experience and a nose for viral humor, Roy oversees content strategy, ensuring every post is both hilarious and high‑quality