Somewhere in your thirties, a full night of sleep becomes the best thing that happens all week, and you start bragging about it like a vacation. I am in bed by ten now and I tell people that on purpose. A fresh batch of random funny memes lands here every night, and Tuesday night’s memes are still around if you missed them. Read these before your eyes close on their own.

Not one fish taken. Respect the professionalism.


Still running on that one vitamin, honestly.


Haunted, but only the floors.

Whose sponge is that and why is it gray.


Last call was at 9:15 and I was fine with it.

Press it. Coward.



And they all want a snack at 3pm.





The science desk knew exactly what it was doing.







She heard veggie tray and chose violence. Delicious violence.

I'll bring the chips and a parachute.
Random funny memes for the early bedtime crowd
If the guy at the bar in his thirties felt personal, welcome, you are old now and the club has snacks. Fresh night memes land here again tomorrow at 7pm, with The Morning Commute picking up the slack at sunrise. Until then, our getting older memes and a stack of relatable memes are waiting for anyone whose knees just made a noise. Share this with the friend who leaves every party at 9:45, because they will actually be awake to read it.





