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Listen, I am not saying I have a drinking problem, I am saying I have a hydration strategy. Life is messy. You have work, you have relationships, you have laundry that stares at you from the corner of the room like a monster. The only thing that makes any of it bearable is a nice, tall glass of something red. Or white. Or rosé. I am not picky. If it has grapes and alcohol, I am interested.

These wine memes get it. They understand that sometimes you have to hide a bottle in a brown paper bag at your desk just to survive a Zoom meeting. Is it professional? No. Is it necessary? Absolutely. We are all just doing our best to get through the day without screaming, and if that means drinking straight from the bottle like a pirate, then so be it. No judgment here. Just pour me a glass and tell me I am pretty.

Whether you are a connoisseur or someone who picks a bottle based on how cute the animal on the label is, we have something for you. Here are the funniest, most relatable, and slightly concerning jokes about our favorite grape-based coping mechanism.

A wine bottle hidden in a brown paper bag labeled "WORK DOCUMENTS" on an office desk.
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A Tinder-style "It's a Match!" screen featuring a woman emoji and a glass of red wine.
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Two wine glasses filled with red wine topped with plastic coffee cup lids in a carrier.
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A woman drinking directly from a wine bottle with text about not dirtying any glasses.
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A screenshot of a 1970s Vogue crash diet menu featuring wine for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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An illustration of a woman intensely examining a wine bottle label to find the highest alcohol percentage.
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A social media post about a nephew calling wine "Christmas juice" and becoming the sole heir.
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Two women at a tasting with contrasting captions about "hints of oak" versus "getting wasted."
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Sarah Hyland holding both a wine bottle and a coffee cup with a "10am" caption.
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Karen Walker from Will and Grace saying she would suck alcohol out of a deodorant stick.
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The diet from the 70s is my new lifestyle plan. Wine for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? That is called self-care. And the Tinder match meme is too real. Finding a soulmate is hard work, but finding a bottle of Merlot is easy and it will never ghost you.

If you are currently sipping on something delicious, keep the good times rolling. We recommend checking out happy hour humor, mom memes, and drinking jokes for more spirited fun.

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Posted by Thunder Dungeon Staff About the author

Thunder Dungeon Staff is the byline for galleries our team makes together, led by co-founders Roy R. and Phil M. We've been curating internet humor since 2012: finding the funniest memes, pictures and posts, crediting creators wherever we can, and adding our own take. Roy or Phil reviews every post before it goes live.

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