Funny fast food now hiring signs
I love fast food. It is quick, it is greasy, and it lowers my life expectancy. But you look at these signs and you have to wonder who is running the ship. You have managers out here writing things on marquees that would get you fired from a lemonade stand. “Now Hiring Adults 4 Late Nights?” That sounds less like a job offer and more like a casting call for a documentary about bad decisions.
These funny fast food now hiring signs are what happens when you pay people minimum wage and expect them to care about grammar. They don’t. They are bored. They are tired. And they are going to write “Our secret ingredient is our people” without realizing it sounds like a cannibalism confession. It is tragic, it is pathetic, and it is my favorite thing to look at while I wait for my fries.
Recruiting new staff is hard, but it is even harder when your sign makes your restaurant look insane. We have collected the most embarrassing, inappropriate, and accidentally hilarious marquee signs from fast food joints across the country.
The Arby’s versus McDonald’s feud is the kind of petty drama I live for. It is nice to see them fighting over who can hire teenagers faster. And the sign about the pop machine working? That is a cry for help. That manager needs a vacation and maybe a new career path.
If you enjoy laughing at corporate incompetence, there is plenty more to see. Check out retail fails, funny signs, and workplace humor for more examples of bad management.
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