[40 MEMES] A megadump of weekly Dungeons & Dragons memes

Phil Nov 19, 2022 06:00 AM EST

Bard: Hey, guys wanna see what our new Artificer and I have been collaborating on? Party: Is it music? Bard: Not exactly.

Baddies: Come out here and fight, cowards! Members Our sorry, are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized t @QhorinHalfman Leomund's Tiny Hut FORT KiCKASS.

When I'm about to hit my DM with another one of my crazy plans Hey, DM Guess what? Almm, will (have to… KILL YOUR manaybee:..

When the Warlock's about to throw down with someone but they're out of spell slots I am offended. I am angry. I am very tired. So I'm gonna take a nap, but when I wake up, oh, you are in for it. 4 Hours Later @OhorinHalfman How dare you.

What pops into my mind whenever I hear someone say their character is a tiefling

DM: "Hey it looks like everyone is bailing on Saturday, you're more than welcome to still come by but it'll just be a solo adventure.

finally use that cool situational ability DM bans it for being too strong in that situation

When Your Whole Party Is Dying But You're Just A Bard I Think I Feel A Song Coming On

Justice Arman c) Darkhold Out Now %4 @justice arman DRAGON: your puny spells can't harm me MAGE: oh yea? how bout this? NYEGH! DRAGON: acid splash? how primitive DRAGON: wait a sec DRAGON: [licks scale] MAGE: DRAGON: .…marinara? who told u about my oregano allergy?! DRAGON: (dying) who are you?? MAGE: The Saucerer

When the DM says "You can certainly try."

When your dice roll is higher than the number of fingers you have @OhorinHalfman ITITI TY AFRAID WENEED TOUSE. MATH

All of the D&D characters I've created imaflip.com All of the D&D characters I've used in campaigns

THE SCROLL OF TRUTH! Robotatertotcomics NYEHHH Rangers have the potential to be better than Rogues at Stealth

DM: You find a Belt of Hill Giant Strength. Who will attune to it? The Fighter: Pass. The Ranger: No. The Bard:

Our group spending thirty minutes before every virtual D&D session trying to get our mics, cameras, and VTT to work

FIREBALL -K-QM8621 This is brilliant, LIGHTNINA BOLT -K-QM8621 But I like this.

When you're caught running a game without your books or materials. It's all up here.

DM: there is fog of war Find familiar > hawk

WHEN THE DM CANCELLED THE SESSION BECAUSE HALF OF THE PARTY CAN'T MAKE IT

Beadle & Grimm's @ Pax U Booth #4006 / @BeadleAndGrimms People stuggle to get a full nights rest in a climate controlled room, sleeping on a big soft mattress. Players: Yeah my character can totally get a long rest while sleeping in the Bog of Eternal Mosquitos and Uneven Rocky Ground. I get all my spell slots back, right?

Great. Who are we killing? I won't play cleric,that's a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the party needs a cleric

DM: Roll for stats Player: rolls good stats DM:

Me when my character gets charmed and told to kill the rest of the party: Good soldiers follow orders

The bard having to take care of his newborn that the DM wrote in after sleeping around to much

When the hordes of undead have descended on the town but the PCs are still trying to flirt tVe darren wants a drama-free relationship

When your Dungeon Master is no longer asking if you wanna take a long rest. You will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep.

Literally any concept or profession: *exists* D&D players: WHAT IFIT WAS AID&D SUBCLASSO

no, I won't allow you to use Mage Hand to wring the guard's testicles. Be a lot cooler if you did

Other Paladins: Nay, we cannot slay them, they have already surrendered. Doing so now would be dishonourable My Paladin: Mercy is a lie, a delusion of the weak to think themselves strong.

The battle that the DM must go through every session saying 'yes' out of fear of being a killjoy saying 'no' out of fear of making the game unbalanced

Me reading a bunch of cool homebrew that will probably never be integrated into the campaign:

Sentinel Paladin Polearm Mastery •. Love you guys so much.

Have any backstory other than orphan thief OR draw 25

When you die away from the party, and you need to introduce your new character Gary's dead. I'm Jack Donaghy.

The party fighting a fire elemental: 21 Adam Levine © adamlevine maI It is truly unreal how f are Like it blows my mind

Kae Today at 1:12 PM I love learning etymology and old-world grammar. It makes me feel like I'm there, but without the theocratic oppression and rampant diseases. I think that's also why I like DnD

the atheism leaving my body when the DM rolls a dice behind their screen, stares at it for a moment and takes a deep breath

The six (6) D&D characters Greasy Wizard Man TM Smol and Stabby How Did This Sweet Cinnamon Roll Get In With The Murder Hobos? Bard Fancy Wizard Man TM HULK SMASH

HALF-BRICK INNA SOCK Melee weapon (martial, flail), rare What was once a simple covering for the feet - well, for one foot - has been transformed by the addition of a humble half-brick into a fearsome weapon, capable of facing down the most puissant of enemies. Whenever you make an attack roll that exceeds the target's armour class + 5, you can choose to have said attack dislocate their jaw. Dislocating the jaw of a target makes it impossible for them to speak/cast spells with a verbal component.

Did you just say I took 8 D6 fire damage? 0 30 No, I said you just took eighty six fire damage.

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Phil

Phil M., Co‑Founder & Content Strategist Phil is one of Thunder Dungeon’s co‑founders, doubling as our resident meme analyst and dark‑room brainstormer. He specializes in trend‑spotting across social platforms and shapes the editorial calendar to keep our galleries fresh, topical, and worthy of your valuable procrastination.

[40 MEMES] A megadump of weekly Dungeons & Dragons memes

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