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30 Facts to Read While You’re Probably on the Toilet or Avoiding Strangers on the Bus

Roy R. Nov 19, 2022 05:00 AM EST

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Every glass of tap water you drink has been through about 10 people already — Save

The human population has officially passed 8 billion — Save

According to Marvel, Thor's hammer only weighs about 42 pounds People can't lift it because they're not worthy, not because it's insanely heavy — Save

Roughly 40% of the ants in an ant colony are 'lazy' and spend most of their time waiting around — Save

The little boy who voiced Bambi became the youngest-ever drill instructor in the Marines and served three tours in Vietnam — Save

Sylvester Stallone nearly died filming "Rocky IV" after asking Dolph Lundgren to hit him for real. Lundgren struck him so hard; he bruised Stallone's heart He spent a week in the hospital recovering — Save

Kangaroos can't hop backwards — Save

Thirty years ago, you had around 17 minutes to escape a house fire Today, you'd have about three to four minutes because newer homes and furniture burn quicker — Save

When you fall in love, you lose an average of two close friends — Save

Introverts begin to feel happier when they push themselves to be more social for an extended period of time — Save

Wild cannabis grows all over Northern Japan, but they don't smoke it The Japanese government actually sends out survey and destruction teams every year to destroy the new growths of cannabis because it's so hard to get rid of — Save

Jack Ryan, the man who designed the original Barbie doll, also developed missiles for the Pentagon — Save

President Lyndon B. Johnson owned an amphibious car that doubled as a boat He would use it to scare guests by driving them into a lake while yelling about malfunctioning brakes — Save

Each time you resist acting on your anger, you're actually rewiring your brain to be calmer and more compassionate — Save

In February 1948, a guy wore 30-pound shoes, three-toed shoes, and stomped around a Florida beach at night The footprints made people believe that a 15-foot-tall penguin was walking around. He kept the prank up for 10 years — Save

Facing a drought in 2019, priests in Bhopal, India, married two frogs to gain favor with the god of rain Two months later, clerics had to divorce the frogs to provide relief from the relentless rain that destroyed more than 9,000 houses — Save

Technically, you're never really 'touching' anything because atoms repel each other When you're sitting in a chair, you're actually hovering above it at an unbelievably small distance — Save

Elmo is the only non-human to ever testify before the US Congress — Save

Richard Nixon once got drunk and ordered a nuclear strike on North Korea. The National Security Advisor at the time took the phone and told the Joint Chiefs of Staff to stand down on the order until Nixon woke up sober the next morning Then the strike was canceled — Save

About 70% of people in Iceland have a Costco membership, and there's only one Costco in the country — Save

Staying awake for 18 hours can have the same effect on your brain as drinking 2-3 beers — Save

A type of frog called the 'horror frog' will break its own bones to make claws out of them and use them as defensive weapons — Save

The first CEO of Apple was named Michael Scott — Save

In 1946, a trapped moth caused an early computer model to malfunction, popularizing the term "bug" as a reference for software errors — Save

In 1967, Paul McCartney let a stranger claiming to be Jesus Christ sit in on a Beatles recording session, saying, "Well, it probably isn't. But if he is, I'm not going to be the one to turn him away" — Save

Porn sites draw more users per month than Amazon, Netflix, and Twitter combined — Save

Despite making up a little more than 4% of the world's population, America consumes 37% of the world's cocaine — Save

In 2018, the world's most expensive bottle of vodka (worth $1.3 million USD) was stolen and found empty on a construction site — Save

Male humans produce enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile female on the planet — Save

Antarctica is the only continent in the world without any spiders — Save

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Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.

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