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Jerry Rigged Is an Insult Until It Is the Only Thing in the House Still Working

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My dad never called a repairman once, and my mom has never had a working cabinet door. Anything jerry rigged works like that: it holds forever, looks insane, and nobody is allowed to touch it.

Purple candle taped under a running showerhead to warm the water, apparently.

Hot water costs extra, so somebody built a shower with a pilot light. Everything below runs on that same exact energy, and honestly, I am taking notes.

Jerry rigged nightstand built from an old computer tower topped with a green board.
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Man standing on an upended couch leaning against the wall to reach a ceiling light.

The ladder was in the garage. The garage was too far.

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Sofa built from red plastic bottle crates topped with flour sack cushions.
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Jerry rigged car engine fed by a bucket and green hose instead of a gas tank.
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Shirtless man blending a smoothie with a blender jar attached to a power drill.

Leg day and smoothie day at the same time.

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Laptop strapped to the back seat headrests with bungee cords so two kids can watch.
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Office worker napping in a jerry rigged bed made from two chairs pushed together.

Ergonomic office furniture, invented by a man with no lunch break.

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Wall urinal installed oddly with a showerhead pipe, its drain hose running across the tiles.
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Cowboy hat with a pencil stuck through it, resting on a headset on a bed.
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Tiny rusty Fiat with a homemade snow plow blade jerry rigged to the front.
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Hose taped from a leaking subway ceiling into a trash can, steadied by a traffic cone.

Facilities said they would get to it.

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Jerry rigged couch where a wooden dining chair replaces the missing middle cushion.
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Bicycle wheel with a ring of metal springs used in place of a rubber tire.

Never getting a flat again. Or a smooth ride.

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Patio chair seat rebuilt with crisscrossed strips of silver duct tape.
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Power strip hanging on a chain from the ceiling, a jerry rigged outlet in a bathroom.
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Shower faucet handle replaced with screws twisted through it to make a usable knob.

Just do not grab it with wet hands.

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Jerry rigged toilet paper holder made from a dowel and green wire on a doorknob.
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Mint green VW Beetle with a full truck camper shell mounted on its back.

The tiny house movement got out of hand.

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Concrete planter corner patched with a crushed Coca-Cola can, a jerry rigged masonry fix.
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Cracked silver car bumper stitched back together with black zip ties.

Frankenbumper lives.

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Old rifle with a hammer handle, doorknob, and spoon attached as makeshift parts.
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Orange bus with a missing door replaced by a gray metal panel, jerry rigged shut.
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Restroom sink held up by a single wooden post, with a thumbs up beside it.

The thumbs up is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

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VW Beetle headlight jerry rigged in place with chain and metal brackets.
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Toyota Camry rear bumper held on with a neat row of zip ties.
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Slab of cured meat hanging from a car's rearview mirror like an air freshener.

New car smell, smokehouse edition.

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Microwave door with a jerry rigged rope handle attached using copper brackets.
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Hole in a brick wall stuffed with rubble, wood, and spray foam insulation.

Somewhere a bricklayer just felt a chill.

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The house fixes are the ones that feel personal. A couch for a ladder, a dining chair parked in the middle of a sofa, a power strip hanging from a chain like a chandelier. These are not DIY fixes, these are hostage negotiations with a building. I once held a bathroom door shut with a sock for two years and called it a design choice.

Then you get to the cars, where duct tape turns into full engineering fails that somehow still pass. A Beetle with a camper on its back. A bumper held together with more zip ties than paint. A bus door that is just sheet metal and confidence. Every one of them got somebody to work on Monday, which is more than I can say for my truck.

I think we love this stuff because it is the opposite of every life hacks video with perfect lighting. Nobody planned these. Somebody had a problem, a roll of tape, and no money, and they solved it before dinner. That is real ingenuity, and it deserves a little respect, from a safe distance.

If it is stupid and it works, it is still a little stupid, but it works.

Need more proof that close enough is a lifestyle? The Problem With Redneck Inventions Is That Half of Them Work Better Than What I Paid For is the natural next stop, and 28 Funny Duct Tape Repairs That Are Definitely Not OSHA-Approved finishes the job. Bring your own tape.

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