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The Morning Commute: 25 Funny Memes Today and a Candy Tax Kids Never Signed

Roy R. Nov 03, 2026 07:00 AM EST

Every parent collects a candy tax after Halloween, and the rate is whatever fits in one hand. One little girl was told her parents ate her entire haul, and she answered with a word she clearly learned at home. I am on her side, typing this next to a Butterfinger wrapper. Your funny memes today start right below, a fresh pile every morning, and yesterday’s batch is still up if you slept through it.

Chubby cat beside a pile of Halloween candy, one of the funny memes today about missing free drugs — Customer service would like a word.
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Tweet about a couple in the next booth deciding to talk about it now — Save

Roadside marquee sign joking about lifting 100 dollars of groceries with one hand — Three bags, technically.
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Man in a pinstripe suit holding a cigar, vowing to be directly involved in your downfall — Save

Tweet arguing Mexican food is the best because the dead return every year to eat it — Save

Couple admiring a creepy abandoned mansion, joking about horror movie parents choosing a family home — Zillow said charming.
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Two trains colliding, labeled quitting social media versus wanting funny memes today — Every night at 1am.
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Fan with hands on hips looking unimpressed as an immune system watching someone take fever pills — Save

Buckled colonial shoes with white stockings, mocking men who called women witches in 1692 — The buckle alone is a felony.
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Woman looking down glumly as the shopping high wears off, now owning six new things — Save

Glowing anatomy illustration of a man clutching his chest after eating too fast — Save

Purple cartoon creature looking let down after checking a credit card statement that adds up — Disappointing, honestly.
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Pinball machine display reading locating balls, captioned jumping into really cold water — Save

Joke tweet quoting a post teasing a documentary with a cheeky cartoon innuendo — Save

Jada Pinkett Smith in a red bandana Halloween costume next to a photo of Tupac — Save

Man standing in a living room vowing never to drink again unless everyone drinks tonight — The most honest vow in America.
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Person in an inflatable red bear costume carrying toilet paper at a Halloween party — Save

Tweet joking about dog owners, paired with a wrestler wearing green camouflage face paint — Save

Very elderly man resting on an orange couch with joking comments about his age — Allegedly older than gravity.
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Tweet joking about director Michael Mann, quoting a news headline about an accident at a gun range — Save

Alien makeover scene of a face being stretched tight with clamps, captioned with a grooming joke — Save

Facebook post reacting to a shared Star Wars throne room photo with Anakin and his family — Save

Dune Part Three popcorn bucket topped with two open sandworm mouths on a counter — Save

Thumbs up after a silent haircut, one of the funny memes today about perfect barbers — Tip him double.
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Shiny yellow aquarium fish with a green eye, lovingly called my beautiful wet son Corn Cob — He is perfect and I would die for him.
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Funny memes today, fresh every morning

If your kid is still counting their candy, count with them and act shocked at the total. The Nightcap brings another round tonight, and tomorrow’s daily meme dump lands before your second coffee. Until then, our Halloween candy memes and the Dune popcorn bucket meltdown are still in the archive, as fresh as the Smarties nobody eats. If one of these got you, pass it along to the coworker who has been skimming the office candy bowl since Friday.

A bright yellow aquarium fish with a green eye swims past plants in a blue tank, the star of our funny memes today.

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Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.