Loving a team that has never won anything is a long relationship with someone who keeps promising next year. Tomorrow night the Brewers and Rays open a World Series where neither team has ever won one, and I have been a lifelong fan of both since roughly Tuesday. A fresh stack of memes today lands here every morning, same as yesterday’s batch did. Coffee in one hand, thumb on the screen, go.

Petty, but principled.

Every alarm, every single day.



Most honest base in gaming.

Granted, respectfully.






Chalk with sprinkles.


Just checking the gauze inventory.









Fastest I move all day.

My precious, my parcel.

Took his work home with him.
Fresh memes today, before the first pitch
Somewhere a geologist just read that last one and quietly packed a rock, and honestly, same. The next Morning Commute lands tomorrow before your alarm gives up, and the baseball card vandals can cover you until first pitch. If there is a meeting to survive first, sneak a few funny work memes in under the table. If this daily meme dump helped, pass it to the coworker who laughs too loud on mute.





