Every house has one person who wants the heat on the first cold night of fall and one person guarding the thermostat like each click costs a dollar. I am the one wearing two hoodies and quietly losing. A fresh round of hilarious memes lands here every night, and Thursday’s batch is still around if you missed it. Grab a blanket and start scrolling, because nobody is touching that dial.

Ketchup's cousin from out of town.

Raccoon, and it isn't close.

Me before walking to the mailbox.

Petty, but make it crowdsourced.

Commissioned portrait, second breakfast included.














Ninety years in, he's earned the veto.


Touched grass. Played online anyway.


Heat, sold separately.


One of these hallways has a soul.
Hilarious memes for a cold Saturday night
If the house is still freezing, at least your thumbs got some exercise. The Morning Commute brings a new batch tomorrow morning, and the Nightcap is back tomorrow night with more late night memes. While you wait, there is a stack of fall weather memes for hoodie people and a pile of introvert memes for anyone who never planned to leave the couch. Send this to whoever controls your thermostat, it might soften them up.





