The Nightcap: 25 Best Funny Memes for Anyone Refreshing the Delivery App

Sep 30, 2026 09:00 PM EDT
Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc. shown crying two different ways in a close-up from tonight's best funny memes.
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Nothing is more suspenseful than a delivery app’s little car sitting perfectly still three blocks away, and I refresh it like it owes me money. In tonight’s pile, a driver apologizes for running late with a lemon from his own tree, and I’d wait an hour for that. A new pile of the best funny memes lands every night, with more from earlier this week if you fell behind. Scroll while the car stays put.

Expectation versus reality: the How I Met Your Mother bar gang, watched alone on TV.

Technically I was at the bar every night.

Toads scattered across a dark car seat, one of the best funny memes about messy cars.

The big one gets shotgun.

Delivery driver apologizing for a slow order by offering a lemon from his own tree.

Five stars and my firstborn.

Did you feed the cat fridge magnet with toggles for each day, several switched off.

Weekends are lawless in that house.

Snoop Dogg giving a side-eye, captioned as being seated with another family at hibachi.

Nobody touches my onion volcano.

Chocolate croissants cut open to show a thick solid chocolate center, called a chocolate wellington.

That's a chocolate bar in a sleeping bag.

His and hers tattoo joke: a huge Bianca chest piece and a tiny finger dot.

Bianca is going to be fine.

Sloth sliding headfirst down a green playground slide, captioned as sliding into your algorithm.

Any day now.

Student who handed in 49 found gold bars, with a reply calling the number suspicious.
Smiling woman answering a plastic surgery comment on TikTok with a self-deprecating joke.
Faded cat face over a sunset sky with a crude caption about hypocrisy.
Jesus statue with outstretched arms used as a bracelet holder, with a kind reply.
Streamer thumbnails comparing a quick Pokemon naming challenge to a much longer one naming women.
Tiny kitten sitting beside a suspiciously large wet stain on a gray couch.
Tweet insisting a stained Pokemon Wiglett plush was only covered in melted chocolate.
Minnesota Vikings running back Deejay Dallas making a wide-eyed face on a player graphic.
Facebook post selling puppies, with one puppy sitting in an awkward splits pose.
Person covered in snow beside a very complex Chinese character, joking about its meaning.
Night vision dating profile photo with glowing eyes and an oddly inhuman bio.
Tetris tattoo on a shoulder where a crucifix is the falling block.
Blood sample tube with a handwritten note begging the lab to make it work.
Son tattoos his mum's wedding bouquet, but the photo shows two men kissing her cheeks.
Satire headline about a man still chasing the high of a 2001 Halo LAN party.
Mike Wazowski crying two different ways, one of the best funny memes about cartoon logic.
Willem Dafoe's same photo shown twice, labeled Rat and Jesus, as proof of range.

Two roles, zero notes.

The best funny memes for a Wednesday night

That’s the whole pile, and the little car still has not moved, which at this point I respect. Another round of late night memes lands tomorrow, and until then there are food delivery memes for anyone who has paid a fee to avoid pants, plus some funny tattoos that cost real money. If any of these got a real laugh, pass it to whoever you split fries with. The share buttons are right down there, no delivery fee.

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