Rent is insane, eggs cost like a car payment, and yet somewhere in this country a genuinely gifted person is spending three weekends building something nobody asked for. I find that inspiring, frankly. Awful taste but great execution is the last honest art movement we have, because nobody sane is doing it for the money. I once turned a perfectly good coffee table into a pirate chest, so I come to these masterpieces as a peer.

Press start to regret.







Ready to rob a bank from the waist down.





Pinch to enter.


Finally, a shirt that listens.






Six hundred dollars and it still waddles.


Some assembly required. Some therapy too.




Bohemian Chihuahuasody.



Now I can't unsee the seam.
What gets me is the commitment to actually wearing it. Somebody sat in a tattoo chair and chose the back of their own skull as a billboard, and somebody else stitched ski masks into pants so their knees could rob a bank. That’s not ugly fashion, that’s a lifestyle with a waiver. I respect it the way I respect skydivers: from the ground, with snacks.
Then there are the weird products for the home, which is where the real madness lives. A watermelon table with duck feet costs more than my first car, and the teeth mug belongs in a folder of cursed images, yet the glaze work is immaculate. Every one of these was sanded, painted and sealed with more care than anything I’ve finished in my life. That’s the part that keeps me up at night.
Maybe that’s why we can’t stop sharing these. Everybody has one terrible idea they’d build if they had the skills, and these people actually did it, with no shame, no focus group and not one friend brave enough to stop them. That’s not bad taste, that’s freedom, and it’s gorgeous in the worst possible way.
Taste is temporary, but a perfectly glazed teeth mug is forever.
If you still have room for questionable decisions, 32 Cursed Cars That Prove DIY Is Not Always A Good Call has the same energy on four wheels, and The Worst Thrift Store Finds Prove That One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Cursed Heirloom is basically this gallery’s family reunion. Bring snacks and lower expectations.
Alex Thompson covers memes, home decor and the kind of handmade projects that should come with a warning label and no return policy.





