September ends tomorrow, which turns every plan I made on the first into a rumor. I was going to save money, meal prep, and finally fold a fitted sheet, and instead I cleaned the bathroom twice to avoid all three. If you’re new, the Nightcap is a fresh round of random funny memes every night, and Sunday’s Nightcap is still up if you missed it. Start here and put the budget down.

Two factor authentication fears him.


Honestly, both.


My cart has four things in it right now.


She looks like the final boss of a church potluck.



Promoted to furniture.











I be in situations too, man.




Night night, everybody.
Random funny memes to close out the night
If the green puppet in the straitjacket looked familiar, same, and I’m not taking questions. The next round lands tomorrow night, and the Morning Commute has a fresh meme dump waiting before work if you can’t hold out that long. Our procrastination memes are good for another hour of avoiding things, and the money memes pair nicely with never opening your bank app. Pass this along to whoever you’d text at midnight anyway, because that is the entire marketing plan.





