The last Tuesday of September is when everybody quietly admits the summer projects are not getting done. I had a whole list, and the only thing I finished was a family size bag of chips. If you are new here, this meme dump lands every day at lunch, and yesterday’s batch is still up for anyone who needs a warmup. Here is today’s pile, served next to your sandwich.

I have been in this maze since 2019.


Shrinkflation reached Hogwarts.




Science is a process.


She did say not to laugh.







Number four is my whole plan now.



Grounded until at least 2031.



That face could collect rent.


Honestly, fair.
Somewhere in there is a kid cooling hot chips with a box fan, and I respect that more than anything I personally accomplished this entire month. The funny memes about money hit a little too close, since I am also great with money right up until I open an app or walk past a gas station with a hot case. The Interstellar one broke my brain a little, and hilarious memes are cheaper than therapy anyway, since the copay is just a scroll.
The next batch lands tomorrow at noon, same as it always does, whether or not October shows up with better weather. If you need something to do before then, yesterday’s classic memes are waiting for anyone who misses the old internet, and Friday’s meme dump has a few funny pictures I still think about at red lights. And if one of these made you snort at your desk, hit a share button and send it to the coworker who would snort too.
When he is not pretending September still counts as summer, Phil M writes about memes, snack budgets and group chats that should have been muted years ago.





