45 Shocking Anonymous Confession from Fesshole

Roy

2 years ago

Anonymous Confessions

Prepare to plunge into the murky depths of 45 confessions that spill the beans on humanity's clandestine side, like peeling back the layers of a moldy onion. These aren't just your run-of-the-mill revelations; they're the unvarnished, unfiltered truths people have been itching to get off their chests. From side-splittingly funny anecdotes to revelations that make your jaw plummet faster than a bungee jumper, these confessions are akin to eavesdropping on the secret lives of garden gnomes. People devour these posts faster than they admit to secretly watching cat videos at 2 AM because, let's face it, there's a peculiar allure in anonymous tales that make you question the depth of human idiosyncrasies. Get ready for a rollercoaster ride that'll have you laughing, gasping, and possibly feeling a smidgeon of unexpected empathy, all in one wild anonymous confession spree.

Anonymous Confessions A woman sat next to me on the train today wearing the same pertume as my late wife. I closed my eyes and for a few moments it was like she was still there. Thank you for those precious moments.
Anonymous Confessions When I was 9 I broke my bedroom window. To prevent my parents seeing | put a poster over my window. Well I'm now 18 and the other day, the poster fell off my window revealing no crack whatsoever. I asked my parents about it and they said they'd fixed it 2 days after it happened.
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Anonymous Confessions Fell and hit my head a few years ago. At the same time I was in an unhappy relationship. When my girlfriend came to the hospital, I said I couldn't remember her. Doctors were puzzled by my memory issues but saved me the hassle of breaking up with her
Anonymous Confessions Builder spent the week listing ways he dodged tax and the houses he owned when I brought him cuppas. On the last day he asked for cash and I told him I worked for the HMRC - I don't - and would need an invoice. Never came back for the money. Result.
Anonymous Confessions Wife and I split - she cheated - which got her uninvited from my nieces wedding, so it was just me and our 3 kids attended. She asked me to get lots of pictures of them during the day so I did. She doesn't yet know that I'm in every single one of them right in the middle.
Anonymous Confessions Instead of going for beach holidays this year, I spent the occasional weekend rioting in Paris. I didn't do any damage or harm but being part of the mob is unbelievably exhilarating. I live in London and work in banking.
Anonymous Confessions I'm a bus driver and there's no better feeling than speeding up to miss someone who's running for the bus
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Anonymous Confessions I was in a serious car accident, not my fault, my phone was taken off me by the police though to be checked. I had just taken 100s of photos of my knob. The smile on the officer's face when he gave it back to me told me they'd all been having a good laugh about
Anonymous Confessions I wanted a kitten. My now-husband said no. Weeks later I "found" I kitten "in the middle of the road". Cue "taking it to the vets" to "get it's chip scanned". We ended up keeping the "poor, abandoned feral" kitten. Yes, reader, I'd bought the kitten.
Anonymous Confessions My six year old daughter had a My Little Pony game on her tablet. I used to login every night to do meaningless tasks so she'd have coins to spend the next day. She passed away last year and I still log on every night and I can't tell anyone as it probably sounds so stupid.
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Anonymous Confessions My neighbours are too low income to afford a wifi connection, and too proud to use mine. So I renamed mine Free Council Wifi and told them I had read about it and what the password was. My neighbour is now halfway through an online college qualification and I'm so proud of her.
Anonymous Confessions Today, I should've been at my friend's wedding. Instead, I'm sat at home crying, cos I told them I have Covid. I don't. I simply could not afford the £150 petrol, £120 hotel room, £60 drinks tab, £100 gift, £65 outfit, and pay my rent.

In those 45 confessions, it's a candid look into the cryptic realm of untold stories that thrive in anonymity, like hidden treasures in an attic waiting to be uncovered. Online, these revelations stir up intrigue faster than a mystery novel, sparking discussions that dissect the enigmatic power of anonymous confessions. Craving more clandestine tales that make you question if everyone's leading a secret double life? Delve deeper into the online abyss of confessions that peel back layers of secrecy, secret-sharing platforms where anonymity is the holy grail, and anonymous story vaults that are as tempting as they are cryptic. Because, let's face it, the world of anonymous confessions is a Pandora's box of untold truths that might just make you reassess your idea of normalcy.

Roy

Roy R., Chief Meme Curator Roy founded Thunder Dungeon in 2012 and has since guided its growth into a 2.5 million‑strong community of meme enthusiasts. With over a decade of digital‑media experience and a nose for viral humor, Roy oversees content strategy, ensuring every post is both hilarious and high‑quality

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