23 Of the most Michael Scott moments by the one and only Michael Scott

Roy

3 years ago

TELL HIM TO CALL ME ASAP AS POSSIBLE

TELL HIM TO CALL ME ASAP AS POSSIBLE
HERE'S TO GOOD FRIENDS. MMMM! IT'S GOT A BIT OF A SMOKEY AFTERBIRTH.
WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY DEFINES "WEDDING" AS... THE FUSING OF TWO METALS... WITH A HOT TORCH.
WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY DEFINES "WEDDING" AS... THE FUSING OF TWO METALS... WITH A HOT TORCH.
IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA MICHAEL, HE NEEDS TO REST. NO REST FOR THE SICK.
1SPENT THE AFTERNOON IN THE PARK TRYING TO FEED THE PIGEONS. TEAMWORK 1 GUESS THEY ALL FLEW... WEST FOR THE WINTER.
THEY ARE ALL IN FOR A BITTER SURPRISE. 1AM NOT TO BE TRUFFLED WITH.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. FOOL ME ONCE, STRIKE ONE. BUT FOOL ME TWICE... STRIKE... THREE.
IF I CAN LEAVE YOU WITH ONE THOUGHT, REMEMBER, IT WASN'T ME. THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME AN ESCAPE GOAT.
OH GOD... MY MIND IS GOING A MILE AN HOUR.
LOTS OF FIRE WHERE YOU'RE GOING. YOU'RE GOING TO H.E.L.L. DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS.
OKAY, NO, YOU ENCOURAGED IT, YOU WERE COMPLICIT. COMPLICIT. YOU'RE ALL SUCCESSORIES.
I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT. HIS LAST NAME IS CHRIST... HE HAS THE POWER OF FLGIHT... HE CAN HEAL LEOPARDS.
OH! CONTRAPTIONS! SHE'S CONTRAPTING!
OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS DISGUSTING. THIS IS LIKE A WITCH HUNT. THIS IS LIKE THE BLAIR WITCH HUNT PROJECT.
WHY DON'T YOU ASK IF DARYL IS A BAD FRIEND WHO BACK STABS PEOPLE IN THE BACK?
WELL WELL WELL.. HOW THE TURN TABLES.
IT°S FOR CHARITY, AND I CONSIDER MYSELF A GREAT FALANDERER.
I'M NOT SUPERSTICIOUS BUT I AM A LITTLE STICIOUS.
NO DWIGHT! RESPECT! RES P SPEE CEE TEE. FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME.
1AM DOWNLOADING SOME M3P MUSIC.
1AM DOWNLOADING SOME M3P MUSIC. FOR A CD MIX TAPE.
ANOREXIA. SHE'S AN ANOREXATIC.

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Roy

Roy R., Chief Meme Curator Roy founded Thunder Dungeon in 2012 and has since guided its growth into a 2.5 million‑strong community of meme enthusiasts. With over a decade of digital‑media experience and a nose for viral humor, Roy oversees content strategy, ensuring every post is both hilarious and high‑quality

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