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The Morning Commute: A Daily Meme Dump for a Friday Nobody Is Working

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Nobody has done real work on a Friday since Fridays were invented, and I respect the tradition too much to break it. My brain clocked out around lunch yesterday and left a sticky note. Every morning I put out a fresh daily meme dump, and yesterday’s batch is still sitting there if you missed it. This one goes best with coffee and a spreadsheet you are not looking at.

Three men in 18th century costumes glaring from a balcony, like wine drinkers judging other drinkers.

Notes of oak and superiority.

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Two dogs nuzzling, labeled as wet hands and a hand dryer sensor that won't turn on.
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Tweet about being exhausted every morning yet tapping at a hated phone screen every single night.

Read this at 1am, obviously.

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Woman in a full suit of silver plate armor sitting on a stool inside a convenience store.
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Walter White measuring chemicals, captioned as colleges scheduling three hour gaps between classes.
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Birdwatching forum post saying they saw a bird outside, with no photo because it flew away.

Peer reviewed.

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Titans football player whose helmet looks comically oversized, compared to the big head cheat in NFL Blitz.
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Tweet replying to a request to hang out after work by saying they are free during work too.
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Person wearing a rainbow crocheted ski mask with cloud antennae and a hot air balloon nose.
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Purple cartoon character with wide eyes and a nervous smile after realizing every credit card charge was theirs.

It's always me. It's always been me.

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Man taking a mirror selfie wearing a giant zipper bag of white powder as a costume.
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Comment saying kids today may never know a time when nobody had to think about the president.
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Sleep paralysis meme with a small man in a tuxedo and sneakers floating over a sleeping woman.
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Tweet joking that the Miami Dolphins livestream a public execution every week and nobody objects.
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Vintage illustration of three kittens asleep in a cozy bed, urging people to stop normalizing the grind.

Finally, a lifestyle I can commit to.

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Waiter at a Bavarian restaurant holding a tray with a massive burger, fries, and onion rings.
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Seven pajama combinations laid out on a bed, with a reply showing Winnie the Pooh asleep.
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Tweet comparing spotless white sneakers to a knight in clean armor who has never seen battle.
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Mystical painting of a woman pouring a waterfall, captioned as watering plants with leftover water.

Mother Earth owes me one.

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Pink armored knight holding a pistol in front of a castle, with a caption about rizz outshining cringe.
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Tweet showing a young man stiffly leaning against a plain wall after begging friends to take his picture.
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Hollow eyed cartoon figure staring at an $82.50 total for bread, eggs, and milk at a register.

Bread, eggs, milk, and my will to live.

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Magnum P.I. scene where a fake nun gets caught because nuns don't work Sundays.
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Two motel room wallpapers in a daily meme dump, one with a horse and one without.

Grief, but make it equestrian.

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Your daily meme dump, served before the first meeting

If you made it all the way down here, congratulations, that counts as a productive Friday in my house. The next batch lands tomorrow morning, weekend or not, because I do not have hobbies. Until then, there is a whole pile of Friday memes in the archive, plus enough relatable memes to carry you to five o’clock. Send this to the coworker who is also pretending to work, they will understand.

Who needs to see this?

Send it to the friend who’ll laugh the hardest, or post it for everyone.

Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.

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