The Nightcap: 25 Best Funny Memes for Plans You’ll Cancel by Saturday

Oct 08, 2026 09:00 PM EDT
Best funny memes pick: a golfer lying flat on the green to read his putt beside a sand bunker.
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Thursday night is when I make big, confident weekend plans that Saturday me will cancel by text from under a blanket. I do this every week and I believe myself every time. These are the best funny memes of the night, a new batch lands here every evening, and Tuesday’s batch is still around if you need backup. Start scrolling before I book another brunch I won’t attend.

Tabby cat curled up inside a brand new toilet bowl that Dad was installing.

Supervisor on site.

Tweet joking about pronouncing Bojangles so it rhymes with Los Angeles.

I tried it out loud. Mistake.

Best funny memes starter pack for introverts at parties: hoodie, phone, chips, cat, bathroom.

The bathroom is the VIP section.

Golfer lying flat on the green to read a putt while fourteen over par.
Opossum painting mid hiss, reacting to advice about making changes to improve life.
Blinking guy meme only opening his eyes for January and October each year.
Dachshund standing alone in a long hallway under a caption about a roommate tweaking.
Tweet about microwave versus oven cooking times over a photo of a microwave.

Don't tell me. I'm hungry.

Scenic forest lake with a joke about decomposing as an autumn outdoor hobby.

Finally, a hobby I'm qualified for.

Woman nose to nose with a Disney chipmunk mascot, with an awkward resemblance noted.
Tweet about Robert Downey Jr.'s pay for eight minutes in Spider-Man Homecoming.

Eight minutes. I take longer to park.

Text post calling a bathroom wardrobe struggle a sin, with an unhinged reply.
Comparison of a woman with back pain at 20 and Jennifer Aniston glowing at 50.

My spine filed a complaint in 2014.

Tweet inventing fancy names for eating movie popcorn before the previews end.
News screenshot about visitors squeezing between nude models to enter an art exhibition.
Willem Dafoe striking dramatic poses in a new fashion photoshoot.
Shirt with a crude movie title parody about shrinking, posted by a shirts account.
Winding green country road with a joke about being like dead batteries as a girl.
Tweet about a boy who gained weight to donate bone marrow to his father.

Gym bros could never.

Dark fantasy landscape captioned about dipping mysterious nuggets into sauces nobody understands.
Tweet explaining Big Sean earned nothing from Espresso because he never worked on it.

Shocking update: I also made zero.

Best funny memes for October: a tuxedo cat loafing on a broom like a witch.
Tweet joking about sitting in a tiny shower corner to watch a boyfriend shower.
Chihuahua in a button shirt sitting on a bed, proud of cleaning one room.
Best funny memes text exchange where cheap shakes beat lactose intolerance at Sonic.

Every one of us has a price.

The best funny memes for a Thursday night

My only confirmed weekend plan is cleaning my room and assuming that fixes my whole life. The Morning Commute is back first thing tomorrow, and another Nightcap lands tomorrow night. If you still need funny pictures before bed, the cats being weird archive and our fall memes should keep you up way past a reasonable hour. Pass this to the friend you’re about to cancel on, it softens the blow.

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