Nobody has ever helped a friend move for the pizza: you do it because they once carried your couch down three flights, and the pizza is just the receipt. I faked a back injury to skip a move in 2019, so tonight’s random funny memes are my apology. A fresh batch lands every night, and Monday night’s memes are still warm if you missed them. You survived Wednesday, so here is your pizza.

Dun dun. Dun dun. Eh.


He knows where you sleep.

The couch goes back. All of it.



Supervisor of washing.


This is my whole Wednesday night.









It will. It always does.






Honest about his plans, at least.

Respect the pivot.
Random funny memes to end the night
If any of these got you, you are now legally obligated to help me move in the spring, and yes, there will be olives. The Morning Commute picks back up tomorrow at sunrise, and the next Nightcap lands tomorrow night around the time your dishes start judging you. Until then, the dating app memes and funny dating profiles will keep you up later than you planned. Pass this one along to the friend who still owes you a couch carry.





