Every Monday I promise myself I will wake up a new person, and every Monday that new person checks the phone before both feet hit the floor. So here is the plan: 23 fresh memes, one coffee, and zero eye contact with my inbox until nine. This shows up every morning, and Friday’s batch is still sitting there if you missed it. Start with the ghost, because same.

Monday attendance, technically.


Eighty pounds of lap dog and zero self-awareness.


Checked my phone twice while reading this.




Writer here. The floor is accurate.





My entire contribution to the Monday standup.







The slug signed up for cardio and I still haven't.

Guilty. I own one and I talk into it.

Finally, a life coach I can follow.
Fresh memes for the Monday commute
That is the whole commute, and now I legally have to open my email. If you need more internet memes before lunch, there is a Monday meme dump and a pile of funny work memes to hide behind until the calendar invite stops buzzing. The Nightcap lands tonight, and another Morning Commute shows up tomorrow whether either of us is ready. If something here got a laugh, pass it to the coworker who looks the most tired.





