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The Nightcap: 25 Hilarious Memes for Whoever Lost the Thermostat War

Roy R. Oct 03, 2026 09:00 PM EDT

Every house has one person who wants the heat on the first cold night of fall and one person guarding the thermostat like each click costs a dollar. I am the one wearing two hoodies and quietly losing. A fresh round of hilarious memes lands here every night, and Thursday’s batch is still around if you missed it. Grab a blanket and start scrolling, because nobody is touching that dial.

Hand holding a plastic bag of ketchup type sauce in a grocery store aisle. — Ketchup's cousin from out of town.
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Tweet asking whether you'd rather have a password lizard or a mystery object raccoon. — Raccoon, and it isn't close.
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Opossum staring out a window, mentally preparing to leave the house and face humans. — Me before walking to the mailbox.
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Tweet about a Seattle Reddit thread asking for an expensive, bad restaurant for an enemy. — Petty, but make it crowdsourced.
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Young woman holding her cat beside her painting of two cats dressed as hobbits. — Commissioned portrait, second breakfast included.
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Tweet joking that someone's inner child is coughing open-mouthed on your inner child. — Save

Taylor Swift pointing at a spilled puddle, captioned like scolding a dog that peed inside. — Save

Facebook post asking people to stop driving at night so the poster can speed. — Save

Five boys in bright polo shirts standing in a wheat field, captioned about drinking pop. — Save

Four photos of Oprah Winfrey with famous men, under tweets mocking her choice of friends. — Save

Knock knock joke over text ruined when the other person replies with a typo. — Save

Tiny record-breaking horse beside a giant one, followed by a crude joke about size. — Save

Mitch McConnell looking blank, captioned as forgetting why you walked into another room. — Save

Pepsi Max mixed with egg nog into a cursed drink with a crude pun name. — Save

Fake shock-headline package that turns out to be a pitch for homemade scented candles. — Save

Tweet asking why women are so mean, over a crude Instagram reply to a book story. — Save

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Sophie Turner blonde on September 30th, then in dark goth makeup on October 1st. — Save

Tweet about a doctor leaving a 90-year-old grandpa's cancer alone because he feels fine. — Ninety years in, he's earned the veto.
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Comment about a sleep recorder catching a boyfriend slurping his girlfriend's water at 3am. — Save

Man sitting at a stone park chess table, playing chess on his laptop instead. — Touched grass. Played online anyway.
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Homelander from The Boys with text about just trying to make it through the day. — Save

Car app offering rear heated seats for $200, one of tonight's hilarious memes. — Heat, sold separately.
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Tweet about telling your own mind to drop it like you're talking to a dog. — Save

Cozy hallway beside a gray modern remodel, with a tweet calling it a hate crime. — One of these hallways has a soul.
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Hilarious memes for a cold Saturday night

If the house is still freezing, at least your thumbs got some exercise. The Morning Commute brings a new batch tomorrow morning, and the Nightcap is back tomorrow night with more late night memes. While you wait, there is a stack of fall weather memes for hoodie people and a pile of introvert memes for anyone who never planned to leave the couch. Send this to whoever controls your thermostat, it might soften them up.

Hand holding a clear plastic bag of B&B ketchup type sauce in a grocery aisle, one of tonight's hilarious memes.

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Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.