Everyone has walked out of a job interview knowing they got outclassed, but at least it was by a person. A boa constrictor named Princess beat a room full of snakes for a part at the Metropolitan Opera, so a snake officially has a better résumé than me. I coped the usual way, with a fresh meme dump at noon that picks up right where yesterday’s batch left off. Dig in.
Instant noodles, instant regret.
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Saved three dollars, lost a whole night of sleep.
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Yeehaw, but make it follicles.
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Finally, a hot dog you can drink.
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Signing this petition twice.
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Most honest job listing in America.
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Short kings, stay winning.
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My entire personality in spritz form.
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Honk if you own property.
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I felt the airport wrap one in my bones, because I have booked the 5am flight to save three bucks and then spent forty on a sad sandwich. The rest of these funny memes are people making bold choices with noodles, hot dogs and hair, which is honestly all I have ever wanted from the internet on a Wednesday. Somebody out there is still airbrushing carnival rides by hand, and those funny pictures are the most hopeful thing I have seen in weeks.
The next batch lands tomorrow at noon, so save a spot next to your sandwich. Until then, yesterday’s classic memes should cover the afternoon slump, and Saturday’s meme dump for people who skipped leg day is packed with hilarious memes you might have scrolled right past. I will be back here either way, eating the exact same turkey sandwich as always and pretending it is a treat. If this rescued your lunch break, send it to the coworker who keeps microwaving fish.
Phil M writes about memes, airport food and other purchases he regrets before they even arrive.
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