The first weekend of fall is when every spider in the county decides your house is now its house. One moved into my shower this week, and we have quietly agreed to split the rent. This meme dump lands every day around lunch, and yesterday’s batch is here if you missed it. Here are 25 more, including a reminder that something even smaller lives on your face.


Groaned out loud. Respect.



Best seat in the house, technically.


The Ford Escaped is doing heavy lifting.


Finally, someone who appreciates me.




Headquarters is just a very large waiting room.




Asking the real questions at 2 a.m.



I still say it wrong in my head.


Do not make eye contact with space.



Pay the man.
If a spider was reading over your shoulder for any of those funny memes, tell it to get its own phone. Another batch lands tomorrow at noon, and yesterday’s classic memes are waiting if you want something with a little more dust on it. Last week’s batch has more hilarious memes if the couch is still winning. Hit a share button below and send this to someone who owes you five dollars.
Phil M writes about memes, houseguests and other things that showed up this fall without asking first.





